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"You're so ugly even Sirani wouldn't love you"

"You are so ugly that even Bragon's fire extinguishs"


"When you were born Sirani were looking into the other direction"


"I saw your mother leaving the orcen mountains with a broad grin"

"Even a norodaj would ask you to wash yourself!"

"If liking you was a skill, not even Matt would pg it"

Haha, nice one.

Hahahaha.

Nitram wrote: Talking about insults, I always found it helpful using insults no one would ever say RL. Helps the others to separate IG and OOC. Good working are always comparisons to animals, references to the love life of the mother, comments on the eating habits and so on. I guess you are getting the picture.

Nitram

Hadrian_Abela wrote:"Yo mamma's so hairy that Irmorom thought she was a dwarf"

Yo mamma's so hairy that Irmorom thought she ATE a dwarf

Cherga in your path!

Your character background makes less sense than the Prince's!

Your characters name is so ugly, <Certain GM here> went crazy when they saw it.

Your char name is so bad, Soul Shadow takes tips off you.

"Why don't you go looking for a Malachin in the forrest."

"You're so stupid, you don't know what a Moshran is"

"You're so stupid, you can't even implement tobacco."

You are so stupid, you are still asking around: How do u mine 4 fish?

You're such a failure that Nitram must have programmed you.

I was just wondering.. calling someone an ass might be considerred to be too modern, but what about references to it like "Youre a pain in the ass", or "Kiss your ass goodbye"

I know its just a movie, but in Braveheart, Wallace said something along the lines of "Have your commander march across this field, present himself before this army, put his head between his legs, and kiss his own arse"

Ass is not like arse. Ass = american english, Arse = britisch english. So yess, Ass would be more modern then arse, hehe.

also...how about behind? or butt? You don't have to say "arse" at all.

Mother's love life could generate the worst profanities that I know of. Not a good idea, Nitram.
Anyway, swearing is not about reason, it is about emotion.
Hiding an "arse" behind a butt is just hypocrisy.
You might as well forbid swearing at all.

#me rolls her tongue seven times in her mouth
LB

If it's soft, it's not really cursing. I can say kiss my daisy for all I care, but I'm asking about words that are generally considered offensive.

Here are some sources about swearing habits in the medieval times, in England.

http://encyclopedia.jrank.org/articles/ ... eriod.html

LB

Generally, I have a guess at how old people are. I'll tone it down, and may ask others to do so as well, in areas where people will A) might become offended, B) Are known to be young or C) generally unneeded. But thats my perspective. I'll stop if need be.

Like in Troll's Bane, I saw a couple people yelling curse words. Yelling 'em randomly other than because they became mildly annoyed. If it seems like it fits, fine, but when newbies start yelling them around all the time, I get nervous. It seems less for the purpose of rp and such, and more for the point of just cursing to curse.

And yeah. I'm one of those people who does get annoyed when people aren't attempting to capitalize words, or put periods in.

because when people talk like this all the time it becomes this annoying string of text and sentences dont seperate very well at all like the weather in town can be cloudy and four people are talking about it but at the same time some one else is talking about dragons flying through and raids on the town and suddenly people are confused about who said what and what is being talked about and nouns get confused and then insults are made and suddenly there is unneeded hostility ig when a simple period or space could have helped ease the situation

And yes. I have seen it come to such things.

I remember the days when I used to hang out with a rather....mentally challenged orc (you know who you are ) and his swear words usually consisted of "Dragon turds!" and "Dragonf@#ck!" those were the days....not really relevant I guess but my swearing is usually limited to damn and the occasional arse thrown into the mix.

Ummm.....who could that orc be?

Mr. Cromwell wrote:You're such a failure that Nitram must have programmed you.

You're such a failure that they're delaying the VBU just to fix you

your not a human, your a over sized gobbling thats some how managed to merge with mainstream society! lol poor Vel

Okay, I got told off for the F word, Bastards okay as it is a medievil word. I would suggest using old words. E.G
Whore is an old word but try use wench, harlet.
But obviously not all old english swearwords are appropriate, the use of the word nigger i think wouldnt be good to use, although at that time black people were generally used as stable boys or servants.
I'm not sure about other countrys but i know in england everybody pussyfoots around the race words and every other day the acceptable terms change.
From Black to Colo(u)red and back again.
I mean I'm certainly not raciest (Only against scots and irish ) being that I'm 1/4 african and 70% of my frinds are black XD (Grew up in london).

orgis wrote:hmmm wonder if feck, bugger is not allowed

Orgis's curses are as hilarious as ol' whats-his-face in Shakespeare... I think it was either Tempest or Merchant of Venice...

If only I could understand that one. What's a gobbling?

Wouldn't you like to know?