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orgis
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Post by orgis »

Velisai wrote:If only I could understand that one. What's a gobbling?
you know, the short things, almost like orcs... I ight have spelt their name wrong though :oops:
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Goblin

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thats me llama :D
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Oh, I hoped it was a Scottish swearword, now I'm disappointed.
And damn you for reminding me, that I'll never get to play a goblin. Orcs shall cook a haggis from your innards!
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I'm so glad there are sheep in Illarion :)
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Post by Olaf Tingvatn »

made me laugh and shake my head xD soon we will have those swear tickets like iiin..uhm..demolition man? with stalone and wesly snipes :P i hate politicians.....know it all goodietwoshoes bastards..
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Olaf Tingvatn wrote:made me laugh and shake my head xD soon we will have those swear tickets like iiin..uhm..demolition man? with stalone and wesly snipes :P i hate politicians.....know it all goodietwoshoes bastards..
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Post by Damien »

Be creative !

insults:
"Lice-bitten orc-bastard !"
"Nargun-kissed son of a shabby tavern wench !"
"Drown in Dragon-dung, you filthy son of a mangy donkey !"

curses:
"Adron's headache !"
"By the all-burning Fire-fart of Bragon !"
"By Irmorom's lice-infested ball-hair !"
"In the name of Moshran's hen-pecking grandmother !" <-watch out ! Bad things could happen to your char if you shout that name aloud. Therefore, using it would be really bad cursing...


Such things are much more apropriate ingame than any "simple" RL-expression. Generally : the more creative your inventions, the better. The more themes from the game background you put in, the better.
Suggestion : Invent and note a few of likewise sentences down before playing and use those regularily (or even make up a few new ones every some days), and you might end up adding something very characteristical to your char instead of accidentally insulting someone: Keep in mind that players who take IG-things personally (even IG-insults) may not have such a problem with things that are clearly connected to the game world and not to RL.
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Post by Olive »

*buzzer* John spartan, you have been fined one credit for a violation of the verbal morality statutes.

seriously now. Creative ingame insults add flavor.
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Instead of saying "Oh my God!!" Khaeos says "Oh my Goddess!!" lol :P
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Thou reeky plume-plucked thread necromancer!
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rakust dorenstkzul wrote:
Thou reeky plume-plucked thread necromancer!
Thou gleeking flap-mouthed foot-licker!
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Kevin Lightdot wrote:
rakust dorenstkzul wrote:
Thou reeky plume-plucked thread necromancer!
Thou gleeking flap-mouthed foot-licker!
Thou saucy reeling-ripe nut-hook !
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rakust dorenstkzul wrote:
Thou reeky plume-plucked thread necromancer!
Thou spleeny rough-hewn pigeon-egg of exceptional quality menacing with spikes of turtle shell!
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Thou mangled hell-hated joitheaded impertinent fool-born gudgeon!
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