This is a partialy humorous approach to show you what mistakes you could probably do when you apply for one of the special races.
Each of these applications were real, my answers however are not.
I just add them to fullfil the tag of being a "humorous approach", don't worry I never replied to a newbie in this way.
(Only if they read it here by chance.)
If you see one of your own applications here and want to have it removed, please send me a PM.
I'll delete it discretly.
I try to update this post as infrequently as possible and whenever I recieve something that is worth to be added.
Please don't try to fake something just to be added here.
Lets go:
Keikan: Watch out A-Team, you got yourself a new member! And it can FIY!Language: english
Race: fairy
Task: Please write how you want to play the race you apply for. Especially how your character would interact with others.
Answer: i want to be able to fiy(if at all posable)she would interact well with people
Task: Please write why you want to play the race, you apply for.
Answer: I would like to have someone "new"on my team
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Keikan: Half-Elf/Half-Goblin time traveling from another universe? Why not!Language: english
Race: goblin
Task: Please write how you want to play the race you apply for. Especially how your character would interact with others.
Answer: Valazar is a half-elf. He is evil and he's from the kingdom of Noriam. He was in a time chamber, put there by King Culthaine. He now seeks revenge on the king's blood relatives. My character would be good b/c he would challenge them all if he didn't kill them all.
Task: Please write why you want to play the race, you apply for.
Answer: Because I want to see if he's any good in another universe before I actually make my game.
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Keikan: Nah, u r not kool nuf!Language: english
Race: gnome
Task: Please write how you want to play the race you apply for. Especially how your character would interact with others.
Answer: gnomes are kool
Task: Please write why you want to play the race, you apply for.
Answer: they are kool
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Keikan: Both, a goblin vamp and a goblin vampire give me the shivers.Language: english
Race: goblin
Task: Please write how you want to play the race you apply for. Especially how your character would interact with others.
Answer: i wan to play it like i am a vamp. in a way. I will intoract with others by just talking friendly.
Task: Please write why you want to play the race, you apply for.
Answer: Because it is the best out of all the rest.
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Keikan: You are not *that* funny at all.Language: english
Race: fairy
Task: Please write how you want to play the race you apply for. Especially how your character would interact with others.
Answer: hahhaahhahah
Task: Please write why you want to play the race, you apply for.
Answer: hahahahaahahahahaha
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Keikan: It's nice to be cool, but its cool to be nice. Eh?Language: english
Race: gnome
Task: Please write how you want to play the race you apply for. Especially how your character would interact with others.
Answer: nicly
Task: Please write why you want to play the race, you apply for.
Answer: it would be cool
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Keikan: :(Language: english
Race: goblin
Task: Please write how you want to play the race you apply for. Especially how your character would interact with others.
Answer: ;>
Task: Please write why you want to play the race, you apply for.
Answer: o,0
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Keikan: Game over, man! Game over!Language: english
Race: goblin
Task: Please write how you want to play the race you apply for. Especially how your character would interact with others.
Answer: i'm hard to work with i don't like losing, i get realy angry!
Task: Please write why you want to play the race, you apply for.
Answer: i want to winn i don't like to looooose!!!!
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Keikan: Short and precise. How to interact? Well. Why gnome? Cool.Language: english
Race: gnome
Task: Please write how you want to play the race you apply for. Especially how your character would interact with others.
Answer: he will interact well
Task: Please write why you want to play the race, you apply for.
Answer: because its cool
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Keikan: Hooray for evil fairy witches! That are still kinda nice!Language: english
Race: fairy
Task: Please write how you want to play the race you apply for. Especially how your character would interact with others.
Answer: My character will be a witch, and will be evil. She will be kinda nice to others though.
Task: Please write why you want to play the race, you apply for.
Answer: Because fairies are special to me and because i cant find any other game that has faries in it.
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Keikan: To use or not to use magic, thats the question.Language: english
Race: fairy
Task: Please write how you want to play the race you apply for. Especially how your character would interact with others.
Answer: to use magic and bows and arrows and be nice to other characters
Task: Please write why you want to play the race, you apply for.
Answer: because i think he uses magic
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Keikan: Next time someone tells you s/he's a bard, watch out: It could be a strange hyper berserk fairy!Language: english
Race: fairy
Task: Please write how you want to play the race you apply for. Especially how your character would interact with others.
Answer: I want my fairy character to be a hyper beserk girl who's greatest wish is to be a world-known bard. She would be strangely nice to others and try to get them to accept her strangness.
Task: Please write why you want to play the race, you apply for.
Answer: I have alweays wanted a fairy characer cause ive had alot of pretty good ideas for the characters.
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Mails:
Keikan: I am enlighted! The rules fucked it up!An: "keikan@illarion.org" <keikan@illarion.org>
Betreff: Re: Illarion: Character banned
WOW your slick, How many ppl you have playing Max 30.. THIS kinda BS rules is why. Being to strict really fucks a persons fun of a game up!
... to be countined till we run out of noobs.
Keep 'em coming. Some of those are hilarious...others are just so stupid they're hilarious.
