Funny quests

Richard Cypher · Post by **Richard Cypher** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 2:52 am

Quest Details

name of the quests: Kill KU!

description of the quests: You will meet in front of the shop and kill Ku for all his evil deeds. Then jail him and make him tell you all his dirty secrets about the cult.This is a real quest, you will meet with the speaker and ride out to slaughter the dirty orc. Then after were done making him confess he will escape using abused magic (blackstone).

start time of the quests: 30 mintutes

status of the quest: quest is planned

kind of the quest: player quest

This was just too funny and I had to post it.

Ku 'Agor · Post by **Ku 'Agor** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 2:56 am

ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL!!

PMSL!! PMSL!!!

Fooser · Post by **Fooser** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 2:58 am

classic

Grant · Post by **Grant** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 3:06 am

Actually that was the revised version.

I was going to post this.

You will meet in front of the shop and kill Ku for all his evil deeds. Then jail him and make him your bitch.This is a real quest, you will meet with the speaker and ride out to slaughter the dirty orc. Then after were done making him our bitch he will escape using abused magic (blackstone).

Ku 'Agor · Post by **Ku 'Agor** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 3:27 am

It would take someone like you to do something so stupid as to make it funny.

Grant · Post by **Grant** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 3:36 am

It was actually a real quest but no one showed up and you weren't online.

Ku 'Agor · Post by **Ku 'Agor** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 3:39 am

Grant wrote:It was actually a real quest but no one showed up and you weren't online.

It's kind of like saying, with you:

"Give me 5 silver coisn and I can duplsicatses them!

THIS IS NOT A SCAM!"

Grant · Post by **Grant** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 3:41 am

Ku 'Agor wrote:
Grant wrote:It was actually a real quest but no one showed up and you weren't online.
It's kind of like saying, with you:

"Give me 5 silver coisn and I can duplsicatses them!

THIS IS NOT A SCAM!"

Seriously

Dantagon Marescot · Post by **Dantagon Marescot** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 3:55 am

If you really wanted to get ku, why didn't you stay when he was threatening to kill me? Could have got him right there and then.

Solumn · Post by **Solumn** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 4:09 am

Actually I think I may know who make that quest.

J S · Post by **J S** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 4:20 am

Solumn wrote:Actually I think I mahy know who make that quest.

No shits?

Grant wrote:Actually that was the revised version.

I was going to post this.

You will meet in front of the shop and kill Ku for all his evil deeds. Then jail him and make him your bitch.This is a real quest, you will meet with the speaker and ride out to slaughter the dirty orc. Then after were done making him our bitch he will escape using abused magic (blackstone).

I guessed before he even posted that. >_>

Ku 'Agor · Post by **Ku 'Agor** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 4:23 am

Dantagon Marescot wrote:If you really wanted to get ku, why didn't you stay when he was threatening to kill me? Could have got him right there and then.

Because then he didn't have fooser to save his ass.

Dantagon Marescot · Post by **Dantagon Marescot** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 4:49 am

I can see that.

Keikan Hiru · Post by **Keikan Hiru** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 8:26 am

Grant, if I ever see crap like this again I'll start being "unfriendly" to you.
I have deleted this "quest".

Take this as a final warning from my side.

Dónal Mason · Post by **Dónal Mason** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 4:50 pm

Grant, all you have done is be an annoying bitch. Shape up, Grunt Jr.

Grant · Post by **Grant** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 2:08 am

name of the quests: Varshikar's Pimp Daddy
description of the quests: Athian, in a valiant effort to fight the Trollsbane Whorehouse Monopoly, opens his own competitive business, where he proudly offers a stunning array of over a dozen live, totally nude, and very closely blood-related women for your pleasure.
start time of the quests: Right after Amateur night
status of the quest: quest is planned
kind of the quest: player quest

Korwin · Post by **Korwin** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 2:15 am

I think the funniest quests are the result of honest ignorance on the part of a player, rather than deliberate abuse of the system by an obviously experienced player.

Ku 'Agor · Post by **Ku 'Agor** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 2:16 am

Korwin wrote:I think the funniest quests are the result of honest ignorance on the part of a player, rather than deliberate abuse of the system by an obviously experienced player.

Aye.

Grunith Shuth · Post by **Grunith Shuth** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 3:44 am

name of the quests: Varshikar's Pimp Daddy
description of the quests: Athian, in a valiant effort to fight the Trollsbane Whorehouse Monopoly, opens his own competitive business, where he proudly offers a stunning array of over a dozen live, totally nude, and very closely blood-related women for your pleasure.
start time of the quests: Right after Amateur night
status of the quest: quest is planned
kind of the quest: player quest
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I'm sure that one's not on accident...but it's funny. Had me chuckle.

Seriously though, I think people should stop abusing it (those who know better) and start using it the right way. They can just as easily take it down as they put it up and do we really want to lose such a nifty thing? Come on people, use your heads and act mature.

Hu'greu · Post by **Hu'greu** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 4:25 am

yeah and for the people abusing it stop it, your just causing more work for the GMs, sure it dont take more than a minute to do it but still, a minute wasted is somthing you can never get back

Poots · Post by **Poots** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 5:32 am

I think it should be renamed as more of an event planner, like the masses, instead of a quest planner, like Grants..thing. This may cause the noobies to look at it in a differant light, and stop some of the crazier quests.

Keikan Hiru · Post by **Keikan Hiru** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 9:39 am

Its not suprising that I have removed that, is it?
We'll see what the consequences are ...

Richard Cypher · Post by **Richard Cypher** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 9:42 am

*quivers in fear at Keikan's message* Do not mess with Keikan. This is a warning to all. *runs away screaming* LOL Seriously though do not mess with him any noobs who are out there. Experienced players should know better.

Retlak · Post by **Retlak** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 9:07 pm

I think Keikan is the one who told me to stop setting off the swearometer ig

Fun times.

Devrah Liioness · Post by **Devrah Liioness** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 10:17 pm

Keikan Hiru wrote:Its not suprising that I have removed that, is it?
We'll see what the consequences are ...

*trembles*

Someone protect me from the internet-hate!

Fooser · Post by **Fooser** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 10:17 pm

/protect

Keikan Hiru · Post by **Keikan Hiru** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 11:26 am

No more funny quests.

Alkuurg · Post by **Alkuurg** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 11:26 am