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I love how the goblinguy's lovetruck has an appendix on its hood.

I expect everyone to be on time for the lesson!
((Be a bit early if you can.))

Bobarius

There will be an introductory lesson on Artificing on ((Tuesday, 8pm GMT+1)), all of those wishing to follow my lessons are expected this day unless I am informed beforehand, no broken legs or dead relatives at the last moment! If you can not make it to a theoretical class, I still expect you to kno...

The succubus lies! She is afraid that people will notice what she is and that she will be unable to reach her twisted goals! Let this perverted being prove herself in a trial: Chastise her for six months, and we will know wether she is indeed innocent, or a demon in the service of the corrupted Sira...

If your old pc still lives a bit at all you could copy your name files, they should live somewhere under
my documents/illarion/yourcharacter

Several neatly written notes are posted around Trollsbane, at the shop, tavern and the like, all the busy places. Citizens of Trollsbane, I must warn you, that there is currently more than one demonic threat, demons of the corrupted goddess Sirani are also about! With my own eyes I saw one seduce a...

Never trust wireless anythings.

Stand on your head and pray to the gods?

Rincewind wrote: Kevin

I don't remember logging in

Nitram wrote:How can one loose Illarion? O.o

Getting parried by a rabbit?

Refer to the post above yours. I did not necessarily mean the GMs. The players can translate as well, you know. Have you launched your client lately? Even if players translate, it'd still be chaos, and you're assuming there's someone who knows both great german, great english, is willing to, is onl...

Keeping quests under controle here AT ALL is quite the undertaking, doing every quest in two languages is just about impossible. Imagine a quest mainly in English, an English gm calling the shots. So he says some stuff in English, English people reply while what he said is being translated by a germ...

Seeing the elderly orc made her blink a few times as she was still a little caught up in the kill, looking him over quickly before bluntly replying: "Rukka is Rukka!" a moment's silence "Where joo from?" Rukka observed the orc to more detail after having spoken, signs of recognit...

Durrr, people are overreacting.

Who cares is like the biggest insult ever mens.

Mr. Cromwell wrote: Not a GM but I reckon that it doesn't really matter.

Some say orcs should speak plain English in orcish too, posh even, but noone does because it's just fun to talk rediculous, and fun is what it's all about!



GO GO NETSIRK

I heard Chinese businessmen sometimes get a small cut in their tongue so they can talk more western.

Minor Addendum: There are also 'passive' light sources which are always on, but they barely light up anything. These are magical wands, magical weapons and magical elven armour. They glow from being magical and stuff. Its useful carrying one of those just for the permanent light. Some mushrooms glo...

Do dwarves count as creatures?
Because I totally want a dwarven maid to clean my house.

And there the orcess stood, armed with a long, burning blade in one hand and a shorter sword in the other. Across from her an angry, cloaked figure with a mace in his hand, ready to attack. Several bystanders watched as Netheria's follower swung his mace at the orcess with a yell: "Moshran's da...

Kranek wrote:
Since powergaming warriors deny to rp a fight after they got yellow skills.

Now that isn't true for plenty of people and you know it. D:

People wander by rather quickly in the town of Trollsbane, some throwing a quick, frightened look at the altar, some with a subtle smile and a few even shrugging as if it didn't matter. Some also tell the story of an armour-clad orc, wielding a firey blade, entering in several heated debates and fig...

Remember, if a quest has your character really stuck somehow you can always POLITELY talk with one of the people leading the quest to find a solution.

't was only meant in good humour, sorry bud.

I shall reveal to you, these long lost documents that I have translated, regarding the Illarion Pantheon: ***** And it was from this day forth, that Moshran took on the form of a young englishman named Matt, accompanied by his butt buddy Nargun, now naming himself King Bob. Together they ventured to...

Grim wrote:OH LAWL!

I look forward to the day when a few bored GMs that at the moment dont pay enough attention, get their God chars PKd! Lets see what turn IG religion takes that day, hahaha

--> Morrowind

Well having tried to be a orc that didn't worship Moshy at one point... lets just say there's little choice if you run in to other orcs :lol: Though I'd agree. I'd love to see a clan or tribe of orcs fighting the usual bunch :D I tried that with Rukka too, when Rugh was still there it worked pretty...

That, or you're the bastard child of Turny and Deinarious, noone will ask questions there.

Alli Zelos wrote:And then you always get that annoying question, by all the old players. "Who were your parents?"

Liles.

Letters mysteriously appear below on an empty piece of someone else's paper.


Do not touch the machine!