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~ Well, it would seem dem want nothing less dehn uhh baddle. As so many times before dem cowahds rally other towns an make false words tah gather odurs fore their cause. It seem dem only do baddle wib dah odds ob 50 tah 1 tah feel safe. Dem will try an use words like cowahd an such tah provoke but w...

- Has added to his own writings.. ~ Yoohs are nothing more than the one yooh protect. Our god and names will nub beh dishonored as dah one whoo hab fallen know. Dehr was nothing ob cowardly acts involved with our actions. None ob those whoo were there would suggest dah sorts. Dah stoopid stumpeh who...

- Offers a slight snarl as he reads of the declarations of war brought upon his horde. Using his own parchment instead of cluttering the ones posted as if he wished to leave them intact for others to see, he address the town of Varshikar, Silverbrand, and solely Leon of Bane. An identical letter is ...

- Offers a slight snarl as he reads of the declarations of war brought upon his horde. Using his own parchment instead of cluttering the ones posted as if he wished to leave them intact for others to see, he address the town of Varshikar, Silverbrand, and solely Leon of Bane. An identical letter is ...

((thought I posted I was on vacation for a week, not sure if it was removed or...??))
((Either way Slug is back, see u IG)))

((off to vacation.. c u guys in a week))

- Rubs his head as he arrives exhausted from the journey home to find the letter from Leon and observing the pig corpse left to rot. He makes his way to his quarters and composes a letter to Leon or even the town in general... ~ Uhh nub pretend tah know dah entertainment muh bruddahs an sistahs find...

~ I think we all have our idea of a perfected game, but everyone thinks differently so its an impossible task. But my 2 cents on refinement of the game in regards to skilling an allrounder. Without a larger or much more reliable player-base it is impossible to get all the things you need without tak...

~ A parchment is left on the table inside of the dwelling known as Blackhorn... - Chiefah Slug behn honored wib dah coming ob many brave warriors daht proclaim dem loyalty to dah Blackhorn Horde. Weh hab few more making dehr way back to dah island tah gather wib us soon. Fore now weh stand as writte...

~ Another great night.. Thanks orcs... With this band of misfits I think were in for some good times...

Everyone last night-

Was a little red-eyed with 2 hours of sleep before work but well worth it...


Blake, Vruga, Mokral, Skarg, Uhuru, the halfling (forgot his name), and Belle... Thanks for the IG fun, its been awhile...

~ As citizens yoohs claim us tah beh. Weh dah greenskins find nub worry about dah oomin Blake an find him beh ob guhd morals an all daht yub. Dis beh slandah written above, slandah uhh tell yooh! - steps away from the board and nods as he looks over his writing. his bag shuffles loudly with loose go...

~ Kinda liked it myself having to move a bit instead of stand there the whole time but maybe you could get them to just raise the spawn site a few tiles so it doesnt end up defaulting across the river...

~ Someone told me a few years ago that they carried magical rubies...

Do you know how long Slug sat there ? I don't think the entire player database combined has as many kills as me there. I promise its been that way for over 3 years...

~ They basically spawn right where the water is, south of the island. So its a 50/50 which side they show up on. More like 30/70, but you get my point... :mrgreen: If your on the island & he doesnt show up for a few minutes, thats where you'll find him. Think it was designed that way (or not) so...

~ Beh assured these were nub our Blackhorns. If possible capture before killing but unless dem display our markings, do wib dem as yooh wish...


x Chiefah Slug\'Gnar

~ The previous message has been scratched out and something else written quite small... Uhh founded him.. An if him lives through dah night, him will be taken as slave or accept whuh dah horde ask ob em'. Mighteh bruddah nub mighteh alone! An dis night, uhh learn him daht! Chiefah, x Slug'Gnar ob 'B...

- A few words have been scribbled in orcen writing on the bottom of the scroll. ~ Dah bruddah 'Gnorth' has refused tah settle wib dah horde an accept dah ordahs presented, an so him tah beh hunted for his capture an brought to Blackhorn for slave duty until him come tah senses or die ob ole' age... ...

~ Slug' Gnar races about the Troll Forest and other outlying areas that surround his dwelling, using his old dagger on every sign-post he finds to cross out the Kala in Kalahorn before writing Black in front of it and finishing by adding 'Territory!' under it. The sign now reads 'Blackhorn Territory...

~ Not sure if this could be a related problem but I have found certain items that cannot be stacked with similar items. Ex. I have a few hundred sibanac leaves that for some reason won't stack with the other sibanac. So when I collect sibanac and it won't stack into my normal piles, I find it does s...

~ No I would never complain about the auto-walk, love that feature ;) and you can activate it using other methods as well btw. Its just out of nowhere i will notice i'm not controlling my char & then I look and there will be a number in the text field as if I typed it but havent hit send yet. Bu...

~ "Stupid ass glitch" isn't that a technical enough description? :P If you have just untargeted a NPC and then try and use the door too quickly it will freeze your char. I had just defeated a ghost warrior or something and was next to the door but clicking to open the door too fast after j...

TY...

~ My char is ghosted and stuck in the Varshikar dungeon, stupid ass glitch got me again and I couldnt log out even after ending the process through task manager & then logging in multiple other chars. I had to watch my char be ghosted through my other chars eyes. Kinda tired of losing what took ...

~ Did i just find a copyright infringment?

"For dah love of demons!"


You son of a bitch!!!!

Disclaimer: Providing your mother is in good standing and health and not deceased or ill which in turn would make my comments null and void with my most humble apologies....

~ Bruddahs an sistahs, Dah Dar'krest hab fallen to dah witchah ob Kumdah. Weh beh ill prepared an our chiefah provoked dis witchah without speaking ob it to any odurs. It was nub wise as has behn dah way ob our horde fore tooh long. Muh dwelling is stocked plenty ob food, armahs, weaponry and any ot...

Gotcha, never happened to one of my chars before.. Thanks for the info...

~ My char is maxed in parry, dodge, tactics, & concussion. So why if i'm using maces do I still get the learning cap headache? If anyone knows...

~ Having been told uhh need tah redeclare muhself as ownah ob dah armament at Kalahorn, uhh do so again...


Dah land an dwelling known as Kalahorn beh undah muh ownahship and will remain daht way until muh death...


x Slug

~ Niya... I think the language barrier made it even funnier...