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PK 'er?

I hardly know 'er!

Borgate #me belches #me narrows his eyes and looks around the room #me drinks an entire beer and places the glass on his head. I've had better times layin' face down in gutters! Arr! #me rubs his eyes, and throws his bottle away. (Replacement for "Looks around bored") Eliza #me piles up s...

A man amoured in a top hat, and armed with a handlebar moustache strides up to the board, and turns his gaze to the message board, he smiles, he mists his eyes up, and he laughs, soon after this he actually begins reading the messages, and tacks up a suggestion: Have you made sure that the coal suc...

Just had a quick swing 'round to the restroom, it's degraded it seems, and there's no longer a table for the bucket.

...There's also a hole in the wall.

Use the bucket on the table.

A man with a handlebar moustache and a top hat shuffles over to the message board, he reads over the messages and smirks.

"Uneducated I-do-it?

Must be a frowlian slip."

He shrugs, and heads off into the sunset, moustache hair blowing heroically in the breeze.

I man wearing a top hat and with a handlebar moustache walks by, he gazes past the parchment in the old tongue, and quickly reads through the writing in the new.


"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"


He walks on now, chuckling to himself.

An elf is walking along the streets, when the the flyer hits his ankle, he picks up the flyer, and his eyes widen, he quickly rushes to the library and writes a reply to the poster, in the library. "This elf is right! we must liberate the elves in the prison by the action of liberation! Orcs, ...

I want Microline jewelery.

Pack lizards.

Wat

Daelyn wrote: I wish they'd say they cant be arsed i

Yup.

Totally agree.

Maeglin Telemmaite wrote:we need a better way to filter the game.

Exactly....

A wandering thespian strolls past the scene, he quickly gazes over the current situation, and the first thought he concocts is that a performance is being performed, with all the skill and grace of a cat hunting for a fly, he hops over and snatches the note from the magely man's mitts. "Once mo...

15. I will not tell my Legions of Terror "And he must be taken alive!" The command will be "And try to take him alive if it is reasonably practical."

16. If it becomes necessary to escape, I will never stop to pose dramatically and toss off a one-liner.

Hrar Godcairn wrote:If dwarves are supposed to be good at smithing, why can they only get 17 in dexterity?

When was the last time you saw a sober dwarf?

Tanistian_Kanea wrote:why is a war hammer hard to make? it's a hunk of metal on a stick. i can go outside right now, find a big rock, a big stick, tie them together with some rope and in about 5 minutes i have a handy warhammer. (make them easier DUH!)

No, You'll have a rock tied to a stick.

Haven't we already been through this? it didn't end well last time.

You're probably having a good/bad day for perception.

You use the power of belief.

I think you speed read that, Lifey.

On the question though, i've personally got no idea what's wrong there, was there any sort of error message the first time?

Oliver Fox has not been seen lately, rumours of a new flavour of brain (Mint) are floating around.

Dave is still laying in hospital, muttering something about the good old days.

((When it's fun again.))

I give rights to the one known as Grakir to arrange Aldan's funeral, do whatever it takes to make it special.

Gladys Vian
Mother of Aldan

the door creaked open, the lock had been picked and the man was tiptoeing inside, he had been told of the place, always deserted, but filled with some good loot, as he gazed into the inky blackness, his tip seemed right, nobody was here, and nobody had been for days at least. Then a rotting smell h...

Aegohl wrote:We, the Illarion staff, like you guys

Lol.

Voted.

Keikan Hiru wrote:Sober up and post again, doubt anybody knows what you are trying to say.

Ah ken whit he's sayin'.

Oan toapic though, ah've nae idea how tae work the client, or ken ony Java, yer best bet mate wid be tae at least try an' re download it, if ye've no a'ready tried it.

Bye Galim.

Drathe wrote:What... what happend!?

Somebody set us up the bomb.

"Alright, in you go!" the guard bellowed, and his hulking frame tossed the wiry thief into the cell. "a couple of weeks, as usual." and he slammed the door shut, leaving the room barely lit only by a rapidly shrinking candle in the corner, with a sigh the man got to his feet and...

Alright, i was kinda unsure on where to put these, and this seems like the most logical place. Anyway, my questions, Numero uno is this; If Illarion isn't on earth, then it must have a different solar system from us, different moons etc, i've looked around for some clue on anything relating this, bu...