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"I will help you clean it up for a free beer Zerbus. However, I have several times visited the tavern with fellow orcs and many times there is no bartender. This is not acceptable, so I must complain. It has even caused the grunts to start hostilities with eachother. If you want our gold, you b...

I will offer,
30 bottles of beer, 1 ring, 30 magebrews and a horse!

Deeper in the woods, sits an orc with an empty belly and a saddened expression from a days hunting which evidently has failed. With his sad face he watches the flies that circulate around his body. Then all of a sudden, the flies, one by one, leaves to what orc thinks is eastward. He scrathes his h...

"Im sure you will Maktan...
Either that, or end up in the belly of hungry and desperate grunt.

Either way, it is the wrong solution to the problem.

One can not quell such a strong urge by use of force.
No belly will be filled by threats of murder.

You will not resolve hunger by murder."

YUBBA!

There is no better way to pass time than to hack eachother to bits.
Too much time has been spent in the tavern and in the woods discussing not at all important things.

Me wonders also, when will this take place?

Hmmm...the gates you say....but there is no gate, none that can be closed properly anyway.

Perhaps this is what is missing in this otherwise impressive structure of defense?

"I am grateful to all who wish to help in filling the belly of The Bloodskulls Clan and the orcish race. And what gold I have, I will spend on juicy flesh....yum-yum... However, many seem not to realize the seriousness of the crises, and what the effect can be of a longer diet and unfed grunts....

"Me offers 10 magedrinks, 5 strong healthbrews and a horse!"

Orc shakes his head...

"Nubnub...this cannot have been man with name Tienos...for Tienos I have met, his face can remember.It was someone else, I am sure of it."

Orc returns to the see if replies have been given to his desperate calling. But he seems not as desperate any longer, nor do four other orcs by the name of Wiergraf, Ashburg, Tharge and Grunith who follow with bellies evidently filled with meat. Orc reads one reply about a mysterious land called Ame...

Orc runs hastily with crudely written message and nails it to the board with his worn out blacksmith hammer. The message reads: "I have searched the island, I have been promised help from man and woman with the names of Elanarith and Callith, but they have not been seen anywhere. Rumour say th...

"Hmmm...I'm sure you will be fine. Do not fear. Myself I have been bitten by rats, sheep, orc women, foxes, hounds, and evil bonecreatures who lurk in dark caves where gold is rumoured to be buried but never found. I cannot say this has brought any sickness or other harships on my health, nor s...

Orc sends a crow to schlape. Attached to the crow is a crudely written letter, that seems to either be written by a 10 year old boy or a goblinserf in the clan of bloodskulls. Anyways, it reads somthing likewise to: "Greebas reptile, who will soon arrive to island. Me heares you come to seek f...

An orc happens to pass by, seeing Xerakes disgrace. Orc watches the endless hacking for a while... "What is wrong, man who would weild blade and be proud?" the orc utters but hears no reply... "Hmmm.....I will help you regain your skills friend...and save you from disgrace....but can...

GRRRRR...Stay away!....Stay Away I tell you!!

GRRR....

In my opinion theres no bad or good way of roleplaying, thats a matter of taste. Although there are a couple of players NOT roleplaying at all. Lately the name issue has been solved. There exists no more "super-knight2000", "Mega-lol" etc etc which is good. There should be a syst...

Uhhh..uhh..hrmh hrm..

Im afraid I cant think of anything..

Orc scratches head and walks away...

As time passes and people find out about Pauls tragic death, Kzarak drinks in the tavern, and listens as townsfolk speak of Paul. One of the older dwarfs utters, "Some say he was mad, but I say he as a person was good." "I will have to agree you on that one" Kzarak utters and fi...

Kzarak sees the body of Paul lying on the ground rotting away and shakes his head. He then starts talking to the corpse like it was still moving. "I tried to warn you, that town had people willing to defend it. Walls 5 feet high and mages who cast evil magic. But did you listen, oh nooo...you ...

Kzarak runs up to the board, starved, with saliva pouring down his chins, reading calliths message, eyes wide open. Just in time callith, you saved the day. Me was just about preparing the hunt of Hendrik, who insulted me with laughter and who seems not to be as understanding of this urge for raw m...

Since the creatures surrounding the town are gone, it is impossible to find meat or insides. When hungry, I am offered to pay gold for fruit and fish...bah! I havnt had a decent meal for months... I am sick and tired of vegetables. No more!! If there is anyone who has a storage of raw meat or inside...

I will help you son of Jack..Jacks son? urgh? Kzarak pauses and scratches his head. You must not hate him for beeing lizard, you must be proud! Swim with fish in river! Ugh! ugh! hrrm..anyhow.. The windarrow directly points my suspicion to the elves, beeing known for using these. They are also known...

Young warriors can be pursuaded to change path, and then possibly only with hard discipline, but old ones.... It is hard to teach old dogs to sit, i have heard.... Blacksmiths feed their bellies by crafting tools of murder or armor to protect ones skin...hehe Who will buy swords and axes if one will...

Many orcs hungry for food.

How will you feed so many mouths of warriors who only know murder as mean of feeding belly?

Answer me this Drogla, man who speaks of harmony and peace?

Burn trollsbane?

Admirable idea!

Town has strong walls, and people willing to defend it.
Evil mages and magic also!

I will drink with clansmen for your cause but not join your crusade.
No, no, too dangerous to attempt...for now.

umm...uh...yub...

I will also be in war! ugh! ugh!

But what side to join?

#me scratches his head.

I go ask chief maybe...ummm..

#me walks away mumbling and regretting having posted on this topic.

Yub..this is correct.. I believe the dwarfs spread this rumour about me beeing dead in order to hurt the morale of bloodskulls. But this is only my suspicion, i have no proof. Remember Tal Rash, that in one lifetime of elf, hundreds of orcs are born in broodpit for life to end shortly after. Possibl...

Kzarak not dead..Kzarak alive... I hear many orcs saying i am dead....Wrong! Kzarak not dead! I have for many year hunted horse and boar in far north...ugh ugh.. Me brings meat for all clan! Kzarak old, worn out and not as strong as when young, but not dead. Kzarak has found way back to Clan now. Ch...

But then again.....what kind of justice could one expect from an orc? ; O )

"Hit it" Kzarak uttered exited and anxiosly awaiting his end. The firm hand of chief Gurok grabbed his burning blade and separated the head of the old orc from his worn out body. In this violent moment, Gurok thought he could hear kzarak utter something like " no wait.." but the ...