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When Grimghor ate a poisonous mushroom, and farted flames. Good times, good times. I believe a gynk fire was thrown to...illustrate the effect. i'll see if I can find the log...

An orc is attracted by the smell of the rabbit. Reaching out for it, his eyes are caught by the note, which he begins to read. About half an hour later, he says,"Meh nub geddit..." Krazen scratches an unmentionable orifice casually, staring at the words. With furrowed brow and pursed lips ...

Die in seven days!? Holy crap! Here: 1. Bubbling gunk squelches and pops through mud. A dull stench pervades the air, and the cacophony of bugs and toads rings shrilly in the air.(swamp) 2. All is silence in the woods...shaded dens sit quietly in their hidey holes. It is eerie... as even the trees l...

And so it shall stay for the update then, I'm guessing. Ah well.

Woo, seeing as I have been sufficiently praised I shall perhaps do some more!

Oh, question. Is there ways we can use the stats of players vs. stats of npcs? In other words...could we make rped fights with npc with different outcomes?

Here is a go at a dog! Sorry if I missed anything! --Note: ALWAYS add commentaries in an extra line! --This Template is used for NPCs that stay at one place (Shopkeepers, tavern owners, etc.) name="Cringe the Dog" -- Replace to own liking sex=male --male/female race= dog --erm, yeah. Chang...

Perhaps a little more accessible here then? And you're right about it not bein used much:

The search in the chronicle for "Prince" returned no results.

Oooh ooh ohh! I shall have a go at this! First, can I just ask if there are any particular stereotypes/accents we can enforce with the particular races: gynk, salk and albar? For example: Are salks supposed to have darker skin, a heavy speech, all that jazz? A bit of conformity between these charact...

Hey, just a little idea I had after viewing the recent flame war. Honestly, I have no clue what its about(something about bandits and elves). A lot of players come on at different times, and so, rather unfortunately I don't get the pleasure of playing with many of the players between my 11pm to my 7...

Thanks to the Dwarven Lord. I may have been a bit quick to anger over my dead Dubba, but you totally got me having fun with your roleplay and fight! Hope the wolves werent too hard on you!

Righty ho, thanks a bunch guys!

Oh god. In other words, I somehow need to raise my farming before I can be successful at this?

Thanks, and yeah I thought it may be being changed. I've used up to 20 buckets on one apple mind you. Is that normal? How much longer until something happens?

Oh, also wondering if I'm doing it wrong. ( I dont think this is a question of find out in game, either. Its more about the mechanics of it.) Do I need to put down more than one apple? How many buckets does it take for someone with no farming? Is time a factor as well? Is this tree just like any oth...

Arrrgh, is there any other way to plant trees then just *use with bucket, use water, use with bucket, use apple*?
I've accidentally eaten sooo many apples just standing here. Theres no special commands or anything that makes this easier? Thanks in advance.

Yubba, much fun to be had with Daelyn, Grimghor and Dronrul. Sorry about the immediate neck threatening thing...I guess I just jad the feeling you'd turn around and avert the whole thing...Ah, you didn't seem to grumpy at me! Nah, I had fun...hope you guys did too!

A pillar of smoke can be seen from the direction of the old hospital in Greenbriar...Close by are two orcs, one in a slated metal hat and the other suited in heavy, clanking armour. They pile wood onto the fire, which rings the building, and they both chuckle manically. ((This is happening right now...

Why did you self-impose a ban?

To the Reformed Academy,

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Sincerely,

-P. Woodscribe

Why must everyone (who is normal/intelligent) believe in the Gods. The story implies that most people do...but from that line of thought, the story also implies that when people have noone else to talk to, they don't usually go off and start killing things until exhausted. But that happens anyway. E...

Yes, do it now!

Last night was fun in the Tavern. Learned a lot as a new player, gives me motivation to stay knowing there are people that actually talk to you, even though your new character isn't all that -interesting- at the time being due to being new. :cry: No matter, had a great time with Felix 'n' Stefan. P...

No...because that is forced rp.

Well, "!gm *message*" is a handy command for letting one of our local superheroes know what kind of pickle you're in...for example logging in to find yourself locked in a room...or dying and being blocked from the exit. If there is one online, they'll usually come to save you.

Hur, meh find coins...but yoo nub leave name. Krazen's now!
-Krazen

wait, in relation to the proposal on auto picking up items...couldn't the command be Cntrl Click? Theres a function that could be used?

How did it go at all? =P
I missed nearly the whole thing. Ah well, hope to be part of the next one!

Krazen hasn't chopped down any trees there...but so I know...which can't be replanted by players? Anything without fruit? Do branches grow trees? Or just apples?

Rincewind wrote:Orcs are more than thud and fart.

Of course they are. But it comes with the package. =D
There will also always be deviations from the mean, no matter what race...pick a character that you enjoy, not one others think you should be.

Morbius wrote:Basicly...if you like smashing stuff, fart jokes, and genrally acting pritty stupid, be an orc. If you like Fish, religion, and scales, be a lizard man. .

I think thats just us, Morby.