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by Sir Gnar
Tue Jan 31, 2012 9:21 pm
Forum: New Players / Neue Spieler
Topic: Poisoned weapons
Replies: 8
Views: 2233

Re: Poisoned weapons

~ One of my chars is maxed in the poisoning skill and it does absolutely nothing I can tell. I have experimented with every poisonous weapon available. Some have said it slows their healing while fighting but is easy to recover from. In my experience poisoned arrows do the most towards poisoning but...
by Sir Gnar
Sun Jan 15, 2012 4:58 am
Forum: New Players / Neue Spieler
Topic: Age Conversion
Replies: 19
Views: 5131

Re: Age Conversion

Umm, my conversion is golden... Firstly, u may know people who live past 80 but i'm using Illarions age limit for every race, which is what were playing. A lizard may live to 800 years not 700 but i'll never know until i meet one. I don't know any elves or orcs in RL either so this is all we have t...
by Sir Gnar
Sat Jan 14, 2012 11:44 am
Forum: New Players / Neue Spieler
Topic: Age Conversion
Replies: 19
Views: 5131

Re: Age Conversion

~ Seriously, with just a handful of common sense is this not simple math? Age Limits: Human 80, so... Dwarf 300 x .27 Halfling 130 x .61 Elf 6000 x .013 Orc 120 x .67 Lizard 700 x .11 Whatever race you are just multiply the number shown... ex. 2,500 year old elf (2,500 x .013 = 32.5 human years) ex...
by Sir Gnar
Sat Jan 14, 2012 4:49 am
Forum: Support and Bugs / Hilfe und Fehlermeldungen
Topic: So you want to promote this game?
Replies: 12
Views: 2260

Re: So you want to promote this game?

AFAIK : This problem will be solved with the VBU Confirmed. A character won't stay logged in after a disconnect for more than a bunch of seconds. Give the team three capable developers and a month and a half and all these pestering problems will be memories... My brother is constantly under contrac...
by Sir Gnar
Fri Jan 13, 2012 10:42 pm
Forum: Support and Bugs / Hilfe und Fehlermeldungen
Topic: So you want to promote this game?
Replies: 12
Views: 2260

Re: So you want to promote this game?

~ If you are frozen IG due to lose of connection & then cant log back in because it says your already IG, simply log in another one of your chars and the original char will be logged out immediately. Works everytime... Thanks to Ori for this tip, this has saved several walks to the pillar for S...
by Sir Gnar
Fri Dec 23, 2011 6:01 am
Forum: The Hemp Necktie Inn
Topic: The East Armament Of Gobaith
Replies: 14
Views: 3741

Re: The East Armament Of Gobaith

- Removing his helmet as he approaches the gate, the orc quickly catches sight of several parchments where he had just a day earlier posted his own. Hurrying to the gate he eagerly begins to read the writings that follow his own. He begins to nod in a pleased manner as he finds encouragement in som...
by Sir Gnar
Thu Dec 22, 2011 5:10 am
Forum: The Hemp Necktie Inn
Topic: The East Armament Of Gobaith
Replies: 14
Views: 3741

Notice is given

~ Let it be known that that on this day, the 12th of Irmas, to the inhabitants, and visitors of Gobaith that the dwelling formerly known as Kalahorn shall now be named 'The East Armament Of Gobaith' and shall be known as a supply & trading house to offer supplies, shelter, and other commodities...
by Sir Gnar
Thu Dec 22, 2011 5:08 am
Forum: The Hemp Necktie Inn
Topic: The East Armament Of Gobaith
Replies: 14
Views: 3741

The East Armament Of Gobaith

- A small group gathers just outside the dwelling currently known as Kalahorn the orc known as Slug' Gnar takes to the front of the group. "Fore tooh long weh hab squatted on this land known as Kalahorn while the dwelling before us remains vacant and more run down by every owner it has seen. I...
by Sir Gnar
Wed Nov 09, 2011 11:30 pm
Forum: General / Allgemeines (Player Forum)
Topic: Quote of the day is back
Replies: 569
Views: 230657

Re: Quote of the day is back

~ I'm not completely useless, i can be used as a bad example...
by Sir Gnar
Fri Sep 23, 2011 9:42 am
Forum: The Hemp Necktie Inn
Topic: Town of Troll's Bane
Replies: 251
Views: 53404

Re: Town of Troll's Bane

- Sloppily writing something as he passes


~ Whoo was dah highest bidder? Slug, dahts whoo!
8 gold fool....



May dah piss of every hog on Gobaith be spread over your dwelling and land.
by Sir Gnar
Sun Sep 18, 2011 2:28 pm
Forum: Support and Bugs / Hilfe und Fehlermeldungen
Topic: Can't view whole map...
Replies: 2
Views: 748

Re: Can't view whole map...

~ Yes, i must have. I switched back to high graphics and my map works now. Thanks alot for the help.. Another satisfied customer! :mrgreen:
by Sir Gnar
Fri Sep 16, 2011 2:55 pm
Forum: Support and Bugs / Hilfe und Fehlermeldungen
Topic: Can't view whole map...
Replies: 2
Views: 748

Can't view whole map...

~ This happened once before and still not sure how it got fixed but i haven't been able to view my whole map for a few months now. F9 does not work nor does right clicking on the small map. Anyone know how i can fix this?
by Sir Gnar
Wed Sep 07, 2011 3:30 am
Forum: The Hemp Necktie Inn
Topic: Open Auction: South House
Replies: 33
Views: 6413

Re: Open Auction: South House

~ Casual nothing, muh name is on dah citizens list ob Northbridge, dis is holding ob Bane, any others who live dehr are claimed citizens in jur town an are expected tah follow Bane law. Yooh hab made this such as yooh wanted. Uhh am less dehn pleased wib dis underhanded tactics.

x Slug
by Sir Gnar
Wed Sep 07, 2011 3:26 am
Forum: The Hemp Necktie Inn
Topic: Open Auction: South House
Replies: 33
Views: 6413

Re: Open Auction: South House

~ An meh asked yooh days ago Foosah ib yooh disagreed wib muh claim, yooh nub responded an yooh let muh bid stand. Yooh left meh tinkin muh bid was guhd. Slug would hab made odur arrangements tah acquire dah land. Is it meh bein orc or dah fact yooh wish tah allow only jur comrades dah land? Edur wa...
by Sir Gnar
Wed Sep 07, 2011 3:05 am
Forum: The Hemp Necktie Inn
Topic: Open Auction: South House
Replies: 33
Views: 6413

Re: Open Auction: South House

~ Muh bid was hiyah. Slug missing someting ere'?

x Slug
by Sir Gnar
Mon Sep 05, 2011 4:05 pm
Forum: The Hemp Necktie Inn
Topic: Open Auction: South House
Replies: 33
Views: 6413

Re: Open Auction: South House

Greeding Fooser,

Meh read dah words yooh wrote. Dem say Slug need beh resident or citizen. Slug resides in Northbridge fore long time now, this is of the town of Trollsbane yub?


Slug keeps bid at 8 gold unless yooh still disagree...
by Sir Gnar
Mon Sep 05, 2011 7:20 am
Forum: The Hemp Necktie Inn
Topic: Open Auction: South House
Replies: 33
Views: 6413

Re: Open Auction: South House

~ Meh offah 8 gold fore dah house..

x Slug
by Sir Gnar
Fri Sep 02, 2011 6:09 am
Forum: General / Allgemeines (Player Forum)
Topic: RP conflicts and Guidelines
Replies: 73
Views: 14797

Re: RP conflicts and Guidelines

Wow, well i have no hate for any player OOC. We all have the fact that we like this game in common. Its not a huge community so i agree we should all be cool with eachother, in the scope of games with a much higher player base, we are more like a close-knit family. I had no idea everyone hated eacho...
by Sir Gnar
Fri Sep 02, 2011 4:08 am
Forum: General / Allgemeines (Player Forum)
Topic: RP conflicts and Guidelines
Replies: 73
Views: 14797

Re: RP conflicts and Guidelines

~ This thread has gone right back to where it started. You go down a level because you lost! You don't deserve 100 skill! You are 99, thats not really such a big deal. Even a good day, bad day, is much more important than a single level. I am still uncertain why this seems anything but fair. Maybe i...
by Sir Gnar
Thu Sep 01, 2011 8:43 pm
Forum: General / Allgemeines (Player Forum)
Topic: RP conflicts and Guidelines
Replies: 73
Views: 14797

Re: RP conflicts and Guidelines

~ Sure hate to toot my own horn again (not really :) ) but during the orcen conflict I managed to keep an 8 orc horde with only an occasional PM & absolutely no MSN or GM communication. We were formed solely by IG encounters & by PO's who had no relationship to eachother prior to forming... ...
by Sir Gnar
Thu Sep 01, 2011 9:22 am
Forum: General / Allgemeines (Player Forum)
Topic: RP conflicts and Guidelines
Replies: 73
Views: 14797

Re: RP conflicts and Guidelines

BTW, much respect to the GM's who will occasionally cloud a pesky char during a quest. Not everyone should make it, especially when you have cooks and tailors going off to defeat a dragon in his own cave...
by Sir Gnar
Thu Sep 01, 2011 8:55 am
Forum: General / Allgemeines (Player Forum)
Topic: RP conflicts and Guidelines
Replies: 73
Views: 14797

Re: RP conflicts and Guidelines

~ Must not have seen this thread before, but... Just wanted to offer a big 'boo hoo' to all the PO's that think being clouded is life shattering. This is the first & only RPG i ever played, i needed GM help just to get through noobia. I started without knowing a single PO, i didn't even have a f...
by Sir Gnar
Thu Sep 01, 2011 4:57 am
Forum: The Hemp Necktie Inn
Topic: Town of Troll's Bane
Replies: 251
Views: 53404

Re: Town of Troll's Bane

~ An orc steps from the workshop with a hammer, spike, and parchment in his hands. Walking casually, he openly pins this letter to the stone block wall. "Rantings ob uhh fool, spewed only is dah stench ob jur desperation. Elijah, yooh are nub only murderah, but yooh wish tah lead odurs on murde...
by Sir Gnar
Wed Apr 20, 2011 4:04 am
Forum: General / Allgemeines (Player Forum)
Topic: VBU Teaser Video
Replies: 62
Views: 20568

Re: VBU Teaser Video

~ I think it's gonna turn us all back into noobs! :o

Nice work to everyone who has had a hand in it. You deserve a standing ovation, but we hope you can settle for our constant bitchin' about the changes and how our abilities have been altered or something... :P

*Awesome work everyone...
by Sir Gnar
Sun Apr 03, 2011 10:11 pm
Forum: The Hemp Necktie Inn
Topic: Dar'krest Mountain Clan
Replies: 72
Views: 21013

Re: Dar'krest Mountain Clan

- Laughs to himself at the writing left behind, paying less attention to the loss of rank but more about the thought of Zilla having to clean up. Slug almost manages to walk away from the writing just before his lack of self-control compells him back to give a response. He quickly grabs a small piec...
by Sir Gnar
Sun Apr 03, 2011 7:10 am
Forum: The Hemp Necktie Inn
Topic: Foolery in Kumdah!
Replies: 2
Views: 704

Re: Foolery in Kumdah!

- Is never to find any such letter so buried in mud, an thus never receives a response. Perhaps, leaving the orc with an assumption of the man being left speechless in his dishonesty...
by Sir Gnar
Sun Apr 03, 2011 5:57 am
Forum: The Hemp Necktie Inn
Topic: Foolery in Kumdah!
Replies: 2
Views: 704

Foolery in Kumdah!

- An orc crosses the bridge and uses a small spike to leave a parchment on the academy's wall... ~ Athian yooh ugleh bastahd, listen ere'. Meh hear word this day from Shaman Zilla him behn deemed unfit fore dis place. Uhh wish tah only ask daht yooh tell jur witches dah truth fore change, before as...
by Sir Gnar
Sun Apr 03, 2011 5:49 am
Forum: The Hemp Necktie Inn
Topic: The Magic Academy
Replies: 149
Views: 34329

Re: The Magic Academy

- The parchment here seems to have been torn down from it's resting place -
by Sir Gnar
Thu Mar 31, 2011 10:59 am
Forum: The Hemp Necktie Inn
Topic: Kumdah
Replies: 70
Views: 18069

Re: Kumdah

- reads the chiefs words an the copy of the humans account of the situation while laughing to himself. ~ Well chiefah maybeh yooh can gib dis lettah tah stoopid oomin! Weh needed some work done in dah cave, or yooh expect us tah do ourselves? So weh grabbed us uhh workah, nub from Kumdah nor Bane! ...
by Sir Gnar
Tue Mar 22, 2011 3:40 am
Forum: The Hemp Necktie Inn
Topic: An Act of War
Replies: 2
Views: 834

Re: An Act of War

~ Ehh, least dah poor fool tah write such uhh stoopid ting beh smart nuff to nub leave him name on it...

x Slug