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Yuh, Goshnak be guds Woman

-ALK

Bruthers, today wus good day. de number ob our bruthers grow, an we guards our holy land widout problem. We drinks an we fights.
HAIL TO DE BLOOD GOD!
HAIL TO DE SHADOWHORDE!

Today i mets servant ob Moshran. He seys dat i cud ask fur somethin. I asked fur jail door. he asks Moshran.

Dat shorty jeremy sells good staffs fur liddle coppers. An bruthers, i thinks dat cave nub bein used nuff. I goins to gards it more now, stop smelly southeners gebbin our land. Gabon can tells me where Orc land ends? -ALK An all burthers ob clan can geb cheapy beer frum me. Specly if you gib me hops.

I wasn't going to kill you....

Just shake you up a bit.

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Had just got kicked from the server, and got a message which i cant remember, but it wasn't the server down one. Tried to log back in but got the server down message.

Alkuurg always be redy fur test

-ALKUURG

Salathe, i nub much care bout dem rings, i cuds buy more. Only ring dat i cared bout der wus maries, an if yoo wus a reel knight you wud gib it back to hur.

-ALK

This has started happening with me aswell, if you keep trying to log on tho it should connect.

I like the cultural bit. You should put Alkuurgs game in it. Oomie huntin! And should write more about Orcs.

An idea for the site: You could have a latest IG news bit, where you could write about what's happened IG.

I just logged out and back in.

Ooh very nice. I like the way things pop out from the navigation bar.

But you should use a server side include to put the navigation thingy on every page. AND i don't like that thing with the news on it, it's too small to read from it. There's my little tips for the day. Keep up the good work.

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Typical....

I know who he is...Just never thought i was like him. Well not on here anyway.

I'm sorry to see you go... Alkuurg will have to beat up Flamies on his own from now on.

-Simon Cowell?

Yubba, Markous serb pendar, Markous protect town. But if White flame wus nub in town, der be many less fight in town.

Yubba, he protect good, stopin all fight dat happens, yuba, good he is!

-ALK

((i thought the meeting was now..... but apparently not))

It wus 2 genst 2, Marky jus too scared to elp out halik in fight.

-ALK

You is lie bout whut alkuurg do, alkuurg nub kill incents, an we nub tack halik 2 agains one.





If marky wunt speaks wid me he can, if shan wunt speaks wid me she can, but you nub ables to stup Alk frum knowin de truth.


-Alkuurg

We is slay racists so we is bad? We stop flameys from treetin orc like durt.

Ans no, it wus actually Halik, marky an fishie fightin me an Ko. We got rid ob fishie an beat up Halik while yoo hided in de shadows. We is nub blind, we sees you runnin away wid Halik...

the below is written hastily in orcish. Dey Tack! STOOPID ooMes, i saBe town yubba widout me der be no town i sAbe town yubbA, orcies ComE an AtTack Alkuurg, i smaSh dem GoOd i sabe toWn an dey tack me! ME!! Dey tack me! i show dem all stupid oomies i nub let dem lib dey all dies i kill kill kill s...

It gib me honurs to bey in Concil. I mak clan prowyd

Orcie be cal Gra'able

-Alk

You hear a rumour of a fight just outside of town.

Greebs Bruders
Clan needs Beer, i finds beer Makr. I gots Drink Fur Chief Too Test. It nub best, but it nub do bad fur meez. Makr Sells fur 7 copps Each.

Alkuurg Bloodburner

On a table in the tavernthere is a note. It reads:

Dis place got good eatin. It got good drinkin. Dis place make truble go way. Sausage meal go good wid beer, make Alkuurg go happy.


-Alkuurg Bloodburner