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The following parchment is written quickly and somewhat scribbled... I must be quick before the poison riddles my body to the extent of no return. Please Druids my name is John Pearce and on arriving on the isle I was stung by a poisonous scorpion, and have found that my health is deteriorating dra...

Someones probably already asked this but ah well I didnt read it if so. I noticed that antidotes cannot be bought at the hospital in tb anymore (which is pretty strange to me seeing as its a...Er...HOSPITAL! So.. Where to get antidotes? ... If you say druid then, pff, as if there are any active-abl...

but do you want online time become the most influencing factor on skillgain, not the click rate? No wai. That idea is bullcr4p. Some people have lives and jobs and/or school(education) to attend. No offense to those who dont, I've been there yadda yadda... :wink: But... Seriously I've seen some peo...

No, you are right.. It isnt powergaming. Its powergaining, and this sort of behaviour is called obsession, and quite frankly can lead to problems .

Greetings Gobaith, I ask that all civilised, warm hearted individuals sign this petition for the closing of the snuggly rabbit blah. I ask you to look inside yourselves and realise that this 'organisation' is run by none other than black hearted animal haters... Who else would advertise the slaughte...

The following graffeti is crudely written in a childish fashion, obviously by an uneducated hand...

Ho! I'm wivv ye aww the wae, I tell ye this boy I'll take them aww oan wivv just ma bare hands if it takes it ach aye!

~TaEbur tHe wan and only.

Battle in trolls bane...

Taebur the wierd dwarf VS Orc clan.

Unofficial quest that may happen or may not happen.

Wow...Absolutely brilliant evening on Illa tonight, I must say. :) Too many brilliant people to list, so I shall just put: Everybody at the Battle of Trollsbane (won, of course, by the orc-horde) - aswell as the orc meeting back at the caves afterwards. Special thanks go to Rugh'toh and Kreb'la, as...

I'm beginning to think that even the very teachings at this so called 'Academy' is a myth in itself.

~Your face.

*Removed ignorant post*

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Zak wrote: I think I can ensure you that you won't be banned immediately..

Yeah, only after the general climax-ation.

*j0kes.

How sad.

You want to get off, watch pr0n.

Illa is for A-sexual flower people.

*Hugs*:oops:

Julius wrote:ROFL, Malachin isn't the god most of the good people follow. Orcs even follow Malachin. Perhaps Bragon?

Oh yeah... Mr 'knowledge of all things Illarion' over here.

STFU.

Watch out not to glide into the "good guy" scheme again. Many players tend to connect "good char" with "malachin praise" - and of course almost everyone played one - of which we really, really had enough over the last years, thus the game becomes kinda boring because i...

Lustigster Charakter / Funniest character 1. Pellandria 2. Magnus, but only by the skin of his teeth. Wortgewandtester Charakter / Most eloquent character 1. Silas 2. Aeridor Größter Frauenheld / Best womanizer ...Who cares, all they do is cyber, and thats just lame, even in Illa... Begehrteste Fra...

it's not 'legends' of Illarion unless Deuce is in someway involved. Sorry. Sorry, I think your thinking about the wrong thread. The thread your looking for must be "Legendary n00bs of Illarion." :wink: Oh yeah! That must be the sequel. You know the one with Deuce, Julius, Kallahorn and th...

it's not 'legends' of Illarion unless Deuce is in someway involved.

Sorry.

Two local drunkards sit in the fluffy sheep tavern. One looks to the other with an awkward glance, and a beer mug firmly gripped in his hand as he says: "Oi, ya 'ear about that perverted old dwarf, that takes it upon 'emself ta mate wit' his beast?...Arr!" Dumbfounded, the other stares ba...

Whilst in the character creation menu I noticed that the 'apply for special race' function is missing... Was this forgotten to be implemented with the latest update?

A piece of the parchment has been moved below - In cases in which the peace is broken for the sake of justice and defense, strict responsibility will be taken upon the offending parties and will be dealt with accordingly. You have been romoved in the name of justice, and in the defense and welfare ...

I, shall side with Dain and his 'loonies' on this one. Julius, I was a fool to think that ye were any different than the spoilt brat I first glanced my eyes on when yer sorry arse arrived on this isle. It has become all too apparent that you care for noone but yerself... And even I have my limits di...

Aeridor, it has been too long old friend,

welcome back.

~Frederic Deuce Gretchen

My thanks to everyone Involved in the disasterous madness... Chester for farting into a fire, Arelas for doing the best he can, Draken for being on the 'front-line', Boy-mage for lending a w(h)and, Joxia for making it all happen, and everyone else for leaving Deuce to die and come back for more and ...

Well said Lord Elderberry, just the kind of reasoning thought that I believe is needed for a jury, wither of not this case does meet town courts.

~Frederic Deuce Gretchen
Knight of Kallahorn

damn awkward loading times made me post twice stfu.

So how come i dont see or hear anyone picking on mages whose names are blue, means they're carrying their wand, an equivalent of a gun, in their hand. Oh yeah, because they can fry your butt, isn't it? :roll: Mages can kill you with and without their wand, so it doesn't matter, many people rp their...

Jorokar, it seems your head has grown with you over time, aswell as your list of untruthes that scatter the towns boards. Either you are out of your mind or you are just plane ignorant. You dare brand our brotherhood as mere sheep, yet we are free to assess and act upon our own free will, something ...

I request that Chester meet me around Trolls Bane, so that we can resolve this whole mess...

~Frederic Deuce Gretchen
Knight of Kallahorn