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In more calm writing is yet another note "If you want us to catch the "big criminals" inform us where they are right then, instead of blabbing later. When people send me doves of criminals i go to try and catch them, even if i know i cannot. Most of the guards are like that. Do not be...

A note is posted directly under the last in hastily written hand writing. "Here is an idea to those who blame this upon the guard, how about you join up and help us do our work? I personally do not know why the guards who were there did not help so i cannot speak for them. But i can speak for m...

Maybe simmering down would be a good idea here? we're all getting very exited about something abit.. simple. Leva- You are obviously not dead, maybe wounded, but not dead. Thus what you have to say is irrelevant. (In my animistic and uneducated opinion) Magnus- You'r a magic wielder and shouldn't ha...

Not gonna happen Arvy

I too have not received my pay, I will not resign though.

Also, i wish to petition for a guard meeting, although i am sure he s quite competant, i do not like the idea of working under someone who i know nothing of.

~Zehshirr

oi! where is everyone? 10 people online and im the only one in bane? bleh!

I feel homly now.

it is.. i started an orc today, and woot. Im loving it

mules should be teh lamas

happens to all of us.

You mean the bunny balls don' cha? Those evil buggers

yup. its possible. Later someone e;se killed it and it dropped a diamond and a bunch of coppers.

Yes.

You read right.

er left.

Yeah, so just tell us about things that happened to your characters in the past that make you feel warm and fuzzy inside.

So to start this off....

Mine isn't that good, but anyway i found it hilarious when my fighter character was killed by an npc pig.

he can't be the DIETY of illarion because he IS illarion


Ahuh Ahuh believe it

Where is this Trollis Bane you speak?

P.s.

Like the cake idea.

lol.. this is probly gonna get locked anytime now anyway.

Egh dude.. Zzyathiss has a gate and a temple. Its not a city.

and there are more than 30 people here, citizens and people living here does not make it 30 people living here, sit by the fire place and wait for 4 days, you'll see more than 30 people. GUARANTEE!

1st, there is no lizard "city" if thats a city my name is Micheal Jackson, also, we don't live there because no-one is ever there.

No, i don't care if thats hypocritical.

And also, quite a few of us "rp" that we live there even though we hardly ever go there.

uh.. NO!

I had a new language dwarf in Silverbrand, got bored, started a lizard.

Never looked back.

BE A SCALE FACE!

The magistrate is saying that Seori IS the criminal, read the whole board before putting up a letter that makes you seem foolish.

And no, i don't agree that Seori should be arrested, but 'tis not up to folk such as myself.

~Zehshirr

Rules were made to be smoked

Perception is useful for melee as swell.. not very but help block imo..

But whatever.

Also: Essence i think is good for protection against magic, but you'r still silly goosed unless you trained you'r magic defense, which btw is shit hard to do.

.!..! If you know what I mean

Todays rp with Jefferson was epic.

EPIC

When is it?

~zehshirr!

Pleasure!

Yeah.. it does say in the gem books that gems go into amulets.

The pging noob lizard=zehshirr! Enjoyed Turga as the halfling sacrifice and also zehshirr

Sirith, short but fun RP.

favourite for the day has to go to Ibiri though.. you is tops.

Double post.. sorry.

Sitting at the bane east gate campsite. save me from my boredom please?

~The note has been ripped off~