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- Mon Jul 22, 2013 11:08 pm
- Forum: The Hemp Necktie Inn
- Topic: For Sirani and the benefits of miscegenation
- Replies: 0
- Views: 1287
For Sirani and the benefits of miscegenation
A sleek and lissome lizard approaches stealthily a copse of weeping willows, looking around while wagging its forked tongue, feeling the air. When it seems satisfied that there is no one around, it edges its way into the grove, in the middle of which stands a small temple that covers a marble altar....
- Sun Jul 21, 2013 6:33 am
- Forum: The Hemp Necktie Inn
- Topic: Personal Advertisement
- Replies: 4
- Views: 2009
Re: Personal Advertisement
I, I think that I must be in your number one class, being a lizardess (hrmmm, well sort of). I am attracted by your offer, gold is a potent incentive. I must say that I am not used to rub sore tails. Anyways, we might manage some kind of arrangement. LB PS: I hate mines, I cannot stand tunnels, but ...
- Sun Dec 23, 2012 10:32 pm
- Forum: The Hemp Necktie Inn
- Topic: Here be monsters
- Replies: 0
- Views: 1011
Here be monsters
If one could walk over the molten rocks and the flames that are consuming Trolls Bane, one could see and read a parchment still hanging from the Southern gate, miraculously spared. ****** Do not cry for me Gobaith They were abandoning us We saw them marching away in innumerable hordes Cerulean baske...
- Thu Nov 01, 2012 6:25 pm
- Forum: The Hemp Necktie Inn
- Topic: A note on the Fluffy Sheep's walls
- Replies: 3
- Views: 1046
Re: A note on the Fluffy Sheep's walls
A woman, clad in a cook armor, stops by the door of the Fluffy Sheep's tavern, seemingly attracted by the parchments glued on the frame. She squints a little and pulls out her tongue, obviously enthralled by what she reads. She then seems to be talking to herself aloud: '' Zounds, that brewer has so...
- Thu Sep 13, 2012 6:41 pm
- Forum: The Hemp Necktie Inn
- Topic: Objurgation to a beloved city
- Replies: 1
- Views: 2042
Objurgation to a beloved city
A hunched woman approaches the Eastern Gate walking clumsily, hugging the wall. Her thick mane of hair is disheveled, the skin of her face appears to be red raw like it were dunked in scalding water. She pins a parchment to the gate with heavily bandaged hands. **************** O Bane, hast thou for...
- Sun Sep 09, 2012 6:05 am
- Forum: The Hemp Necktie Inn
- Topic: Ghosted for a reason
- Replies: 2
- Views: 1044
Ghosted for a reason
Ahhhh, Sorry to say I was ghosted for a reason, I think. That man, a mage baron, I guess, a bastard mage baron just blasted me because I wanted to be a citizen of Bane (which I was). He blasted me because he could not keep my mouth shut about his foul demeanor. I just shocked his hubris. HUBRIS. Eas...
- Sat Apr 14, 2012 7:10 pm
- Forum: The Hemp Necktie Inn
- Topic: Upon the Door of the Jail of Bane
- Replies: 7
- Views: 1878
Re: Upon the Door of the Jail of Bane
A woman walks past the jail wall, taking her usual shortcut at a brisk pace. She starts at seeing a new parchment hanging like a bad omen on the jail door: ‘’Zounds, not him again!’’ She then reads the parchment slowly, her eyes and lips soon contorting into slits of pure anger. She tears out a pie...
- Sat Mar 17, 2012 3:36 am
- Forum: The Hemp Necktie Inn
- Topic: Petition to Have Athian Banned from Troll’s Bane
- Replies: 31
- Views: 6175
Dung, dung, any man, here?
As usually, Uhuru, most of men, they will drown you under their legalese, their waffling language. They are down to heart racists and sexists, they see us as a race (a sexy one, as that) to plunder and... (you know what). None too many that could save the others! I must admit that there were a few c...
- Wed Mar 14, 2012 5:30 am
- Forum: The Hemp Necktie Inn
- Topic: A Second Note Upon the Smithy of Bane
- Replies: 3
- Views: 1016
Re: A Second Note Upon the Smithy of Bane
Leva scribbles a few hasty verses on a scrap of paper... Dear sweet innocent foe That is the second time in a row That you try to makes us shudder As if we were dragon fodder For your malignant throe We will not be cowed or mired In whatever nightmare you designed We stand united in our fair town A ...
- Tue Mar 13, 2012 10:46 pm
- Forum: The Hemp Necktie Inn
- Topic: A Second Note Upon the Smithy of Bane
- Replies: 3
- Views: 1016
Re: A Second Note Upon the Smithy of Bane
Leva walks along the smithy and sees the new parchment fluttering in the morning breeze. She reads it and starts. «Zounds! That guy seems deadly serious.» She then touches the lock of hair pinned along the parchment: «Hrmmm, Sophie, well I guess you were not wise enough or the man is a real jokester...
- Sun Mar 04, 2012 9:03 pm
- Forum: The Hemp Necktie Inn
- Topic: A Note on the Smithy of Bane
- Replies: 3
- Views: 1369
Re: A Note on the Smithy of Bane
Leva Beliu is looking around the smithy to find her friend Joram when her eyes fall on the scroll pinned to the wall. As she reads the verses, her face alternates between incredulity and disdain: « What the zound is that? Another wannabe conqueror that cannot even have his meters right.» On a whim, ...
- Wed Jan 04, 2012 5:18 am
- Forum: The Hemp Necktie Inn
- Topic: Reformed Council Nominations
- Replies: 33
- Views: 5171
Let us have a woman!
Uhuru for governor!
And her sister as counselor.
Leva Beliu
And her sister as counselor.
Leva Beliu
- Mon Dec 05, 2011 11:39 pm
- Forum: The Hemp Necktie Inn
- Topic: Roll of honour
- Replies: 0
- Views: 703
Roll of honour
I just wanted to underline the work of many women that blazed a trail for us, like Misha, like Mel, Melodia, like Orioli, like Deanna. They are examples for us all of equanimity and joy.
Be honoured
Leva Beliu
Be honoured
Leva Beliu
- Sun Nov 06, 2011 2:50 am
- Forum: The Hemp Necktie Inn
- Topic: Banned for just talking my mind
- Replies: 3
- Views: 999
Banned for just talking my mind
He just ban me like that, he banned me! Like I were a nobody! The stupidest of all the lizards I have known, and I have known a few. Banned! For the loins of Sirami!
Srr:tt (abriged) is really the strupidest lizard I haee ever known. I cannot say how much I am angered. I am very much angered.
Srr:tt (abriged) is really the strupidest lizard I haee ever known. I cannot say how much I am angered. I am very much angered.
- Fri Sep 23, 2011 4:09 am
- Forum: General / Allgemeines (Player Forum)
- Topic: Why don't YOU help to develop the VBU?
- Replies: 56
- Views: 12367
Re: Why don't YOU help to develop the VBU?
Dear PO's fellow-citizens, I do not agree with Aeghol's last message, an antithesis which is a crude simplification. PO's are having ideas and are working on them, I am sure. For instance, my PO already (was) published a book about cooking and then submitted another one about monsters in Illarion ma...
- Wed Aug 31, 2011 5:08 am
- Forum: The Hemp Necktie Inn
- Topic: Governor + Councilor of Troll's Bane / Nominations
- Replies: 66
- Views: 12338
Re: Governor + Councilor of Troll's Bane / Nominations
I do not think that having Roland as a governor is a good idea. There are some objective and personal reasons I do think so. 1. He is not fit to be a governor by his (limited) education. 2. He is too young a mage to measure the scope of the powers he can wield. 3. He has a tendency to show off his n...
- Sun Jul 17, 2011 4:04 pm
- Forum: The Hemp Necktie Inn
- Topic: Sweet truce
- Replies: 5
- Views: 1135
Re: Sweet truce
A woman is looking up at the poster on the Seahorse door.
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I guess, I should remove it... as Fooser suggested.
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I guess, I should remove it... as Fooser suggested.
- Fri Jul 15, 2011 4:26 am
- Forum: The Hemp Necktie Inn
- Topic: Sweet truce
- Replies: 5
- Views: 1135
Sweet truce
A poster is stuck on the door of the Seahorse inn. ******************** Hello fellow citizens of Bane, I am happy to announce that we have established a truce between Mister Roland, the super-mage, and yours truly. From now on, there will be no more bickering, recriminations or other sourpuss dialog...
- Mon Jul 04, 2011 9:43 pm
- Forum: The Hemp Necktie Inn
- Topic: Replacement Councilor
- Replies: 7
- Views: 1273
Re: Replacement Councilor
I indorse Orioli's candidature.
Leva Beliu
Leva Beliu
- Wed May 25, 2011 4:39 am
- Forum: The Hemp Necktie Inn
- Topic: Jag's Message To Peoples Of Gobiath
- Replies: 13
- Views: 2234
Leva to Jag
Why do not you stay in your stinking cavern and leaves us in peace? What do we care about your race and your panthers? You want to get civilized? Why do you not learn to read and playing some music? And, and just be polite, you know, like saying "Please".
Get lost
LB
Get lost
LB
- Tue Apr 26, 2011 10:59 pm
- Forum: The Hemp Necktie Inn
- Topic: The Future of Troll's Bane
- Replies: 7
- Views: 1469
Re: The Future of Troll's Bane
Mister Governor, I must say that your recent address moved me and that it gave me the incentive to be a more active participant into the destiny of Troll's Bane. I suffered injustice, I was scorned and ridiculed by the precedent administration, but I agree to forget it all (Roland, I am not yet sure...
- Tue Apr 19, 2011 10:43 pm
- Forum: The Hemp Necktie Inn
- Topic: Councilor Nominations and Voting
- Replies: 11
- Views: 2105
Re: Councilor Nominations and Voting
Dear Celdea, I do not think that these feeble numbers are due to lack of interest in politics for the 50 or so citizens of Bane. Maybe the whole event was too limited in time and not sufficiently publicized. For ma part, I was travelling and I came back 2 hours short to vote for my favourite candida...
- Thu Mar 24, 2011 9:38 pm
- Forum: The Hemp Necktie Inn
- Topic: Official Election of Trolls Bane
- Replies: 40
- Views: 8887
Re: Official Election of Trolls Bane
Governor - Kaidan Firestone
Council - Oxiana
Council - Hashim El'djin
Council - Altrix
Length of Governor's term : 6 dwarven months
Length of Council's term : 6 dwarven months
Leva Beliu
Council - Oxiana
Council - Hashim El'djin
Council - Altrix
Length of Governor's term : 6 dwarven months
Length of Council's term : 6 dwarven months
Leva Beliu
- Thu Mar 24, 2011 3:03 am
- Forum: The Hemp Necktie Inn
- Topic: Government Model
- Replies: 3
- Views: 878
Re: Government Model
I concur with Kaidan and Oxiana, even though I am not sure about that demacrocy thing. I hope it will bear the fruits of justice and fairness and that I will be able to get my house back. And that, and that, well, that we have a big party when they are elected. I will provide the food and the wine, ...
- Sat Mar 19, 2011 1:06 am
- Forum: The Hemp Necktie Inn
- Topic: A Petty Town
- Replies: 1
- Views: 760
Re: A Petty Town
Do I wish Fooser to be a mayor? Would I prefer Elijah? They are both tyrants or tyrants wannabees. I do not think they would introduce democracy in Bane as they are ignorant of the concept. We need new minds, capable of envisionning another future. The old ways are out of date. Trolls Bane is not a ...
- Tue Mar 15, 2011 1:47 am
- Forum: The Hemp Necktie Inn
- Topic: Citizenlist / Bürgerliste Trolls Bane
- Replies: 62
- Views: 13344
Re: Citizenlist / Bürgerliste Trolls Bane
Leva Beliu - Citizen
- Fri Dec 31, 2010 8:40 pm
- Forum: The Hemp Necktie Inn
- Topic: Enjoy the bubbles
- Replies: 1
- Views: 607
Enjoy the bubbles
A flagon of wine is deposited on the porch of the governor’s mansion. A parchment is attached to it. ******* To Elijah Varrin, governor Your Excellency, Do not worry, I am not sending you this message to complain or to slander you. Neither is it to ask for clemency or any kind of amnesty. I will ser...
- Thu Dec 23, 2010 9:15 pm
- Forum: The Hemp Necktie Inn
- Topic: Ban me tender, ban me true
- Replies: 2
- Views: 748
Ban me tender, ban me true
A disheveled woman, badly bruised in the face is limping heavily toward the Southern Gate. Her robe is torn and stained with what appears to be dried blood and caked mud. She tries to pin a parchment to the door with a trembling hand. The words on the parchment are barely legible. **************** T...
- Thu Dec 16, 2010 6:26 am
- Forum: The Hemp Necktie Inn
- Topic: There is something rotten in the state of Banemark
- Replies: 2
- Views: 906
There is something rotten in the state of Banemark
A dark silhouette limps heavily towards the Eastern gates. She approaches the doors looking right and left with apprehension. She then unrolls a parchment from under her torn robe, stained with what looks like dried blood, and pins it on the panel of the right door. ********** So, finally they manag...
- Wed Dec 15, 2010 10:46 pm
- Forum: The Hemp Necktie Inn
- Topic: A locksmith could make me happy
- Replies: 0
- Views: 971
A locksmith could make me happy
A woman walks toward Eliza's shop. She is slightly limping in spite of her vigorous gait. She pins a parchment on the panel of the door. ******* Unhappily, due to unfortunate circumstances, I lost the only key to my house, and it seems that somebody found it and uses it to lock me out. I cannot get ...