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i have a slight feeling you are a bandit sir, or someone who isnt exactly following the law, if i am wrong forgive me but how many people stand in the woods hypnotizeing rabbits and falling over, being all messy, and trying to hypnotize a wolf. im not leaving you alone untill you tell me whats going...

this is bad for me, im trapped in the northern woods

Roland wanders out of the woods and says "i saw your little rabbit trick, can you use it on more intelligent races?" then offers the man some pork

I'd like to turn myself in for heresy, i deserve to e punished for my actions
~ steeve

erm im human...

uhhh this may be old news but i was attacked by a male human some time back, he hissed and used a hatchet i dont know the names of the other people who saw it but there were people oh and a week ago gort greegog or somthing like that kidnapped me and held me prisoner
~Steeve

a man walks to the board and reads the messages, then he attaches a note to the board i may have been attacked by these people, im sure you know who i am julius but if you are to forgetful its steeve, do you know if they said anything to their victims?

oook so heres the deal, im reaaaaaly bored and im selling myself into slavery for a little while, not forever, but hey it only costs hmmm, name a price. hurry before i start eating myself from boredom!
signed,
dolnath of renthal
p.s. ive just torn off my leg

a small strange bird arives with a note that says "im starting to starve this is bad PLEASE SOMEONE HELP"

its me steeve and im imprisoned because of the stone

title says it all, its in a tropical place and im help prisoner by gort

signed
Steeve

sorry i dont talk old language...

Can we please stay on topic? (or I'll shoot you)

Can we please stay by RP?
Remind this is the RPG-Board.

Arien

hah gort tis i steeve i have your stone and this is how im letting you know

well i better start by not drinking as much, but im not being a slave

did he happen to hiss because ive been mugged many times in trollsbane

what is this job? i am desperate for anything to give my life meaning (other than slavery)

im sorry i dont work without pay plus im sure your feet smell like orc dung

I am steeve, i am considered a heretic by my fellow humans and am hated i will follow orders without question, please, i need people who can accept who i am ((by the way sorry for the name my real user name wouldnt work))