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Dear Lizard Population, You guys are the most irritating and damned annoying creatures on the face of the planet. You all seem to have speech problems. Speak normal you scaley morons. All the lizards on the face of illarion (minus a few select individuals) should be packaged into unbearably small ta...

I will help adding to in the destruction of Sean-San. And also why am I able to still walk the lands of Illarion. Did no-one see me killing everyone a couple of days ago! Sheesh! What is justice like in Illarion if a brutal killer such as myself isn't quarantined, put in a box and drowned. I mean..S...

I will be happy to help avenge the death of Silent Bob. May he rest in peace. The news of his death has come as a shock for me....why didn't anyone say anything? We thought that he had gone out to buy some cabbages from the market... I however, shall not partake in the same fighting that led to Uncl...

My uncle Silent Bob used to speak of Sean-San before his disapearance. He told me of a war that happened between Sean-San, Twe, Mr Goroth and others... It seemed to me from the words of Silent Bob that Sean-San was the start of it all, and the middle of it too. And whatever else there is of it excep...

My uncle Silent Bob used to speak of Sean-San before his disapearance. He told me of a war that happened between Sean-San, Twe, Mr Goroth and others... It seemed to me from the words of Silent Bob that Sean-San was the start of it all, and the middle of it too. And whatever else there is of it excep...