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by Turonga Mudwater
Mon Jan 29, 2007 5:46 am
Forum: General / Allgemeines (Player Forum)
Topic: Make Me Play
Replies: 42
Views: 4016

Back in the year one, almost everyone secured power by just roleplay. Now theres a lame voting democracy crap,the map is way too big, the playerbase is way too small, and everyone bitches theres not enough players, then when someone comes who can't rp, they bitch that they want the account system b...
by Turonga Mudwater
Sat Sep 30, 2006 4:49 am
Forum: General / Allgemeines (Player Forum)
Topic: A small ranty post. As i feel like it
Replies: 97
Views: 6357

You really can't just roleplay skills. I've tried and tried and tried and everytime it ends up being that a "real" battle must be fought in which I always lose. My skills are hardly above the least skilled new player (partially because of the low frequency of playing) and I started this Tu...
by Turonga Mudwater
Sun Jul 02, 2006 4:36 am
Forum: General / Allgemeines (Player Forum)
Topic: Whose RP did you like today?
Replies: 14862
Views: 1789091

Most everyone tonight was great, there were a few who recognized the "Imposturs" immedeatly, but it was fine, nothing to get worked up about. Special thanks goes to Irania who played the situation perfectly. I must appologize for my roleplay, I don't think I really played it properly and m...
by Turonga Mudwater
Sun Jul 02, 2006 3:50 am
Forum: The Hemp Necktie Inn
Topic: Imposturs!
Replies: 0
Views: 263

Imposturs!

Der is a faaree wo sais he be Stefan tha govnor but it is not stefan it is impostur

of yo see impostur yo kill it cause it is drahkens spys


Turonga
by Turonga Mudwater
Tue May 30, 2006 1:36 am
Forum: The Hemp Necktie Inn
Topic: Owner of Tavern of Trolls Bane
Replies: 16
Views: 1600

Dos nut know wer u get yur infurmtion but zombai is nut guvnur so he dos not has aothrotee ta tax neether dos yo


Turonga
by Turonga Mudwater
Tue May 30, 2006 12:52 am
Forum: The Hemp Necktie Inn
Topic: Owner of Tavern of Trolls Bane
Replies: 16
Views: 1600

Stephan dos nut listun to Turonga who has mur athurity ta tax than him so me sai darfs dos not has pay

Turonga
by Turonga Mudwater
Sun May 28, 2006 1:14 am
Forum: General / Allgemeines (Player Forum)
Topic: Jails
Replies: 51
Views: 2761

Both Sides are equally justified. I play no gaurd or extremely riteous characeters, so I tend to sympathyze with the bad guys, but I do see where the good guys are coming from. Seriously, if you scrap skill then no one would care if their character died. Peoplepretend like they really care about X a...
by Turonga Mudwater
Sun May 28, 2006 12:27 am
Forum: General / Allgemeines (Player Forum)
Topic: Death/ Fear
Replies: 35
Views: 2291

I'd be cool with that if it depended on the cause of death. If I die from eating an apple acciedentally (which happened) or via NPC that would not be fun. If, however, I die via player that would be fine. I'd loss Turonga in a heart beat, but that wouldn't be a big deal, after all she is just a comp...
by Turonga Mudwater
Sun May 28, 2006 12:10 am
Forum: General / Allgemeines (Player Forum)
Topic: Jails
Replies: 51
Views: 2761

There was a way to break out of the old jail. Fooser just didn't find it :wink: A. It's stupid to break out everytime in one day, that's ridiculos the gaurds would eventually keep an eye on you 24-7 or chain you down. As the old saying goes "Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on m...
by Turonga Mudwater
Sat May 27, 2006 6:57 pm
Forum: The Hemp Necktie Inn
Topic: To the whiners of Trollsbane.
Replies: 8
Views: 795

Mai b u shud listun mur ta whot yor town sai? mai b dis takin meen sumthin lik u is doing jub rong


Turonga
by Turonga Mudwater
Tue May 16, 2006 1:15 am
Forum: The Hemp Necktie Inn
Topic: Banned for four months
Replies: 10
Views: 1098

Nuh Zombay can nut give urders cause he is nut guvnur. Yo is free tah come in town.

Turonga

by Turonga Mudwater
Mon May 15, 2006 2:02 am
Forum: The Hemp Necktie Inn
Topic: All Against Govener S.R
Replies: 144
Views: 7156

Stefun change citizun list. He dos it so dat we can nut kik out! Me wus citizun of Trollsbane, den stefun change.

stefun out

Turonga
by Turonga Mudwater
Sun May 14, 2006 7:31 pm
Forum: General / Allgemeines (Player Forum)
Topic: Too many pushed GM or Questchars, especially mages
Replies: 20
Views: 1586

The way to fix a huge chunk of it is to remove fighting skills entirely. Most people whine about fighting skills and how all the monsters killed them or they killed them too quickly. "My Char has XXX Sword He is supposed to own this Troll! But the respawn is fast by approximatly 1.3 seconds so ...
by Turonga Mudwater
Fri May 12, 2006 10:59 pm
Forum: The Hemp Necktie Inn
Topic: Trollsbane for Sale - Open Bidding
Replies: 12
Views: 1105

1 coppur

Turonga
by Turonga Mudwater
Fri May 12, 2006 10:58 pm
Forum: The Hemp Necktie Inn
Topic: Vote for Governor
Replies: 34
Views: 3152

Stefun change citizun list! Yo change it! let it be how it wus when me wus citizun an all uthars wus citizun! Sudunly stefan cum up an chang all duh citizuns so dat dey is only dose who like him.

evun if yo judge like dat yo is loosin.

Me vote uhgainst

Turonga
by Turonga Mudwater
Fri May 12, 2006 3:43 am
Forum: The Hemp Necktie Inn
Topic: All Against Govener S.R
Replies: 144
Views: 7156

to bad stefan dus nut listun tah Turonga den he myt b saf now, nut has to del wit protestrs. He jus get so caut up in hatin Turonga cas she be orc an she call him fur wut he b: a zombay. now it time fur stephun tah leav. maybe has he been votd in at first den he stil be guvnur but he dosnt so he mu...
by Turonga Mudwater
Mon May 08, 2006 12:57 am
Forum: General / Allgemeines (Player Forum)
Topic: Whose RP did you like today?
Replies: 14862
Views: 1789091

I don't see why you couldn't stand up to Governer Rothman. If you look empirically, Trollsbane's military has never done much. When it has, it wasn't the military that won the battle, it was the legnth of the battle. It's always been that conflicts drone on for too long then die out, never is there ...
by Turonga Mudwater
Fri May 05, 2006 1:45 am
Forum: The Hemp Necktie Inn
Topic: A large message haning over the shop
Replies: 5
Views: 591

Over the night the message Stephan posts is stained with whine and there are broken glass shards beneath it. dat is lyke pretnd guvnur tah jus sah he b effectave an dus notin elus, nt say how he bcum guvnur. beside each of his points is written something else Take a look at the citizen list before ...
by Turonga Mudwater
Fri May 05, 2006 1:32 am
Forum: The Hemp Necktie Inn
Topic: A large message haning over the shop
Replies: 5
Views: 591

The Following is nailed to each of the town gates Yu al complun abut zombee king stepahn but yu dus no fyte. yu just yn an cmplan ubaut it. Fyte! Wo car if pretnd guvnur ban yu he jus pretnd he cant do nothon ubaout bcus he is nut reul guvnur. he says yu can nut go in tun is lik bein tuld by a farm...
by Turonga Mudwater
Thu May 04, 2006 11:19 pm
Forum: The Hemp Necktie Inn
Topic: Rumors
Replies: 1372
Views: 176231

((deleted by mod. You told no rumours, but facts. Please read, what japhet wrote in the quote two posts above.))
by Turonga Mudwater
Wed May 03, 2006 11:19 pm
Forum: The Hemp Necktie Inn
Topic: A large message haning over the shop
Replies: 5
Views: 591

A large message haning over the shop

In the morning you see broken glass along the street and a large peice of parchment, similar to a banner yet smaller, hangs over the shop Stephun b duhd lah brekur! yo nut has as King! Revlun is rabid dog dat swing swurds at all! even when dey nut break law! beneath the banner is a smaller message ...
by Turonga Mudwater
Wed May 03, 2006 11:15 pm
Forum: The Hemp Necktie Inn
Topic: Banned
Replies: 8
Views: 983

the same young orc delivers the message

Cal af yer assasuns stephun er me will burn yer town tah ground. jus taday 3 men com an try tah kill me fur no reasun. When yo stup breakin yer laws me will.
by Turonga Mudwater
Wed May 03, 2006 4:50 am
Forum: The Hemp Necktie Inn
Topic: Rumors
Replies: 1372
Views: 176231

In the morning you find various windows broken via rocks.
by Turonga Mudwater
Wed May 03, 2006 4:48 am
Forum: The Hemp Necktie Inn
Topic: Banned
Replies: 8
Views: 983

A young orc tacks a message to the bottom of the wall. The next morning there is a red stain on the parchment and broken glass on the outerlying street Stephun tired uf makin up lahs tah get me banned? Spitin is nut illegul ontul Turonga com, ten Stephun com an mak Illegul. Me giv yo uor 200 coins ...
by Turonga Mudwater
Mon May 01, 2006 11:37 pm
Forum: General / Allgemeines (Player Forum)
Topic: Whose RP did you like today?
Replies: 14862
Views: 1789091

Stephen is always fun, although he seems to be the only one I play with anymore. Revlen is is also fun, he's amazing at playing the character who isn't just "the good tempered hero" I must appologize for all my horrid RP, I never seem to use #me's and I fear Turonga is too smart and too hu...
by Turonga Mudwater
Mon May 01, 2006 11:26 pm
Forum: The Hemp Necktie Inn
Topic: Rumors
Replies: 1372
Views: 176231

At night you can hear bottles being smashed against the walls of the town and horrid orc shouts, making such claims as "Reven is a rabid dog" and "Stephen is a Zombie"
by Turonga Mudwater
Mon May 01, 2006 11:05 pm
Forum: The Hemp Necktie Inn
Topic: Were Are The Guards!?
Replies: 9
Views: 1053

Revlun be rabid dog, Stephun switches lahs wen evar he choose, no on evun nos wo othar gaurds is. Yo think thut that woud come tah yer resuce when yo need it?

Turonga



((this was posted prior to my perma-ban, I understand that I could not make it in town))
by Turonga Mudwater
Fri Apr 28, 2006 4:56 pm
Forum: The Hemp Necktie Inn
Topic: Owner of Tavern of Trolls Bane
Replies: 16
Views: 1600

Doesnt worry Turonga like stumpahs bcus the buy Turonga roks and the sell Turonga axs. So Turonga wil not tax stumpahs.

Bar be un Taxed frun now un.

Turonga, Tax Culector
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by Turonga Mudwater
Fri Apr 28, 2006 4:53 am
Forum: The Hemp Necktie Inn
Topic: Owner of Tavern of Trolls Bane
Replies: 16
Views: 1600

as tax cullector Turonga says tat ths not ryte is. So Turonga tak awah the ryte of stephan two do this, so bar oned by wo ones now.


Turonga, tax cullector
by Turonga Mudwater
Thu Apr 27, 2006 5:05 pm
Forum: The Hemp Necktie Inn
Topic: Position within Government of Trolls Bane open
Replies: 37
Views: 3041

Since Stephun nut reply cause he sum dum er sumthin, me take it me be gaurd now.


Turonga, gaurd.