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I taught it to do many tricks. It could grasp the concept of STAY and SIT, but i was never succesful in teaching Marvin -may he rest in peace- to FETCH. It was a great companion. Theres a lesson here for us all, never place your pet trout on a cake, if no-one does it again Marvin's life was not a wa...

Marvin was my pet trout.

I'll start off in the North, you start in the South, we can meet in the middle.

Greetings, I am wishing to join a guild, but do not know where to start. I am an orc mage with formidable fighting skills. Aswell as this I am a Master Smith. Oh also, I can reserect the dead, sometimes anyway. So any new guilds who are trying to recruit members can post here. Older guilds can aswel...

I don't mean to sound, like myself, but what is a Sage?

Maybe, but I'm pretty sure that it was absorbed into the soft lining of the Apple Cake that I bought for its birthday. Even ask that elf lady that was with me. Reda, or something her name was. She was watching Marvin for me while I went out to buy him a Cake and then the terrible events happened tha...

Well, what you do is: 1) Go up to the monster and say "excuse me good Sir Monster, could you please stand under that tree for a moment please" 2) Then you climb the tree and stay there quietly for a while 3) Soon the monster will get restless and start wandering away 4) As soon as it does ...

I was having a good day, me and Marvin were celebrating his birthday with a nice apple cake. When SUDDENLY the cake grabbed Marvin and I think it consumed him. Then following this sequence of events an Orc ran past and stole the cake... So please if you have any information on the whereabouts of Mar...

Twe's are few and far apart He's like Marmite, love him or hate him. Although he is better that Marmite because you can also just like him aswell and not be all homo-sexual and emotional. Also he is better than Marmite because he can walk and talk and stuff. So in conclusion, Twe is better than Marm...