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Theme op mes and dem brudaz.

While chasing an innocent, screaming halfling across the plains of Gobaith, swinging a fork and a knife in his hands, a disguisting orc spots the "blue dingies" and starts to hum: If dere be sumding strange in yoos hunting ground, whub yoos be callin'? Majik bustaz! If dere be sumding sto...

Gimme majik! Name: Nubtell. Whubeva Nubtell. Race: Mighty orci Gender: Mighty male wid long... club Age: Nub op yoos business Mage/Battlemage: Shaman majik Old language ((german)) / New language ((english)) Mighty orc speak?! Personal remarks: Gimme majik. Mes want dance around like mighty shaman a...

An ugly, stinking orc slams a torn parchment against the gate of Silverbrand and fixates it with something that looks like a nail made of bone. In deep, red ink (?), one can read: Stoopid stumpies op stumpieville! Dat be challenge. Mes gonna smash yoos all. Nub spare anyone. Mes chop off yoos heads...

While choking a lizard with his bare hands, an ugly, disguisting orc yells: "Write dat, yoos stoopid fish or mes tear yoos apart!"

Groar stoopid oomies!
Mes come dat meetin'. Brings all yoos shinies to dat meetin'. Dat be bedda when hab dug grave before dat.

Mighty Mes

A battered human, followed by a cursing and shouting orc, walks up to the town gate and writes with shaking hands. Hurr! Yoos flower orcis or whub?! Nub write stuff, blow horn and mes be comin'. Mes know mission, hurr, hurr... "What is that for a word...?", the human asks in a daunted way...

Name:
Mighty Grugnak!

Race:
Mighty orc!

Gender:
Mighty male!

Age:
Did nub count, nub hab enuff fingers. Many summers.

Mage/Battlemage:
Shaman-majik

Personal remarks:
Mes want use dat majik to cause havoc, smash stoopid oomies and burn beards op stumpies. Gimme majik, mes pays lotsa shinies.

Once upon a time, there was a game in which atmospheric music started to play when one entered a tavern or a cave. Some people decided to take this music out of the game and replace it with deathlike silence. The name of the game was Illarion .

@Thanseus: Auch wenn Taron kein Newbie mehr ist, könnte eine solche falsche Antwort, wie du sie gegeben hast, Neulinge total verwirren. "Glauben heißt nicht Wissen" ist das Stichwort. Skillverlust über die Zeit gabs ganz, ganz früher mal, damals konnte man aber auch Skills innerhalb einer ...

I thank all players who decided not to PK my character yesterday.

teh_gruntster strikes again!

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Cannot find monsters, though.

Want... kill... slay... death... ah... an elf...!

Normal orc: Whub? Oomie nub shinies? Mes smash! Yoos brudda! Mes hunt stumpies! Stumpies nub gimme shinies. Flower orc: Pardon me. Master human, I presume you are not in the possesion of coins? I am tinkering with the idea of causing harm to you. O you my bethren! I am about to snatch the dwarves. D...

In ungelengter Schrift hat anscheinend ein weiterer Ork etwas daruntergeschmiert:

Yubba! Mia had euch gewaahnt, aba ia dummä Bauaz.

Eliza schenkt den Nachrichten keine weitere Beachtung als sie mühsam den Ruß, den die Opferfeuer hinterlassen haben, von der Shopwand abzuwischen versucht.

Ich denke, hier haben wir eine Schieflage in der Erwartungshaltung; Die einen wollen ein "schnelles" Spiel, das Werte- und Erfolgsorientiert ist und es gibt welche, denen erstgenannte Dinge schnuppe sind und die Situationen ausspielen wollen. Nun muss man sich überlegen, wozu all dies hier...

Schrecklich gehingekritzelte Buchstaben zieren die Shopwand

Bah! Hordä Waschlapps, wurden zerhackt, alle Schweinsfutter.
Folg mich. Mir mehr mächtig. Mir dir zahlen sogar.

Nachfolgend anscheinend eine Unterschrift

gRuGNak
Mächtig Pinkler von Kurzitempel

The letter is almost impossible to read, there are many misspelled words in it an it lacks any capital letters or points. With great afford you can make up the meaning as the following: Greebas! Butchering dumb people? Me will join. Me slaughters everyone! No go... no go where me guards. Me will cu...

Crosis-stubbie tells truth, almost. No steal! No attack Roke! Me would never dare to. Roke is nice, stubbies not. Ganidor-stubbie meanest. Chased poor Grugnak through whole town and slaughtered Grugnak like pig. Me did not even raise halberd, he just stabbed me as soon as he came near me. No questio...

Me Grugnak. Me says, beware of stubbies Ganidor, Hermie, Crosis and others! They lie. They tell around Grugnak steals. That´s lie! They murdered Grugnak. Gods revived Grugnak, they killed me again. Serveral times, even on holy ground near cross. Me not steal! Me ran away, they chased and killed inno...

Almost unreadable some letters are scribbled on a dirty piece of paper Me saw events. Fair elf lady not guilty, me will explain: Me Grugnak. Me stood on bridge to Sheep tavern. Me talked to nice elf lady Arkadia, she very polite. Elf came, name Avaloner. He watched us. Suddenly he draw arrow out of...