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by Anonymous Writer
Tue Feb 22, 2005 2:32 am
Forum: The Hemp Necktie Inn
Topic: First time in Jail
Replies: 6
Views: 681

A darkly-cloaked figure passing through the area overhears Miraci speaking with the Guards of the Castle. He audibly mumbles something and then walks hurriedly away. He, of course, is unaware that the cell is now empty. "Food makes for magic. Magic makes for escape. Escape makes for vengeance;...
by Anonymous Writer
Mon Jul 28, 2003 6:06 pm
Forum: The Hemp Necktie Inn
Topic: Elaralith Good or Bad?
Replies: 24
Views: 1990

I see. So this is why Elaralith is allowed commit murder and be blasphemous to the name of Elara? Because well-known towns people and higher-ups of Lyrenzia can say they believe there are only shades of grey rather than black and white? I thought law enforcers were supposed to see that distinction, ...
by Anonymous Writer
Fri Jul 25, 2003 12:27 am
Forum: The Hemp Necktie Inn
Topic: A library full yet empty for my wants
Replies: 9
Views: 830

I believe your assumption is possible, though improbable. I do not know if you have noticed, but there is only fresh sand and dead grass within the town and its general borders. The island is not suffering, the town is. I believe at this point it is safe to say that there is something other than nat...
by Anonymous Writer
Thu Jun 19, 2003 8:13 pm
Forum: General / Allgemeines (Player Forum)
Topic: Personal In-game e-mail
Replies: 37
Views: 2185

What the hell?

I was telling Paul to stop, not trying to start a flame war. And now you're trying to piss me off by criticizing what I was doing. Open your damn eyes. My spamming (an attempt to show Paul his fault) is no worse than your attempt to tell me what to do.
by Anonymous Writer
Thu Jun 19, 2003 8:01 pm
Forum: General / Allgemeines (Player Forum)
Topic: Personal In-game e-mail
Replies: 37
Views: 2185

*sigh* This thread really needs to be shut down. There are 25 out of 29 posts that consist of completely useless spam.
by Anonymous Writer
Thu Jun 19, 2003 8:20 am
Forum: General / Allgemeines (Player Forum)
Topic: Personal In-game e-mail
Replies: 37
Views: 2185

I'm getting on Paul's case because I want him to stop flaming others about spam, when he has no room for complaints.
by Anonymous Writer
Thu Jun 19, 2003 6:07 am
Forum: The Hemp Necktie Inn
Topic: Cooperative Farmer Guild (CFG)
Replies: 37
Views: 4230

((He's thirteen? Oh. Good to know I suppose. I recall being somewhat immature at 13, but never quite like Paul. Should this game even allow 13 year olds?? I mean really... it starts with 13, then soon enough you have 9 year olds like Runescape.......))
by Anonymous Writer
Thu Jun 19, 2003 6:04 am
Forum: General / Allgemeines (Player Forum)
Topic: Personal In-game e-mail
Replies: 37
Views: 2185

Don't preach against what you cannot help but cause, Paul. Take a close look at your number of posts, compare it to the number of others and then look at your joining date. I believe right now you have the most posts out of anyone ever in Illarion. However, it is most unfortunate that 90% of your po...
by Anonymous Writer
Thu Jun 19, 2003 5:16 am
Forum: The Hemp Necktie Inn
Topic: Cooperative Farmer Guild (CFG)
Replies: 37
Views: 4230

((I'm not going to argue with a 15 year old kid about role-playing when he is only proving himself to be childish. It is clear in the link provided that the Guild Board is meant to be IC, and therefore you should NOT be posting OOC unless discussing times for meetings!))
by Anonymous Writer
Tue Jun 17, 2003 11:52 pm
Forum: The Hemp Necktie Inn
Topic: Cooperative Farmer Guild (CFG)
Replies: 37
Views: 4230

((The context of which this matter is concerned is in character. Talk of membership and the reopening of a guild would be highly IC because guilds are addressed in character ingame. Hell, even the context of the website is held in character. Try reading the posts. This is not written rule, as far as...
by Anonymous Writer
Tue Jun 17, 2003 9:05 am
Forum: The Hemp Necktie Inn
Topic: Elaralith stealing
Replies: 11
Views: 994

Oh but you see, this Leathervixen is a sly one. She sneaks into your mind with her leather-like mind power and makes you think you are safe. Then, as soon as you put faith into her, she slaps you with onion-coated leather pants and runs around town screaming "Leather is Freedom! Leather is Free...
by Anonymous Writer
Tue Jun 17, 2003 8:31 am
Forum: The Hemp Necktie Inn
Topic: Cooperative Farmer Guild (CFG)
Replies: 37
Views: 4230

One fine day, the little young Paul, Went to work in the town of small. Little did he know what would happen next, A crazy killer and Paul's unlucky hex, Would come together in the form of stray arrow, And lay Paul down to rest. How can "Paul" be posting about his membership if he is dead?...
by Anonymous Writer
Mon Jun 16, 2003 7:14 am
Forum: The Hemp Necktie Inn
Topic: Elaralith stealing
Replies: 11
Views: 994

Oh but of course, Wiergraf. Elaralith is the notorious "Leathervixen." She steals the leather from the people of the town while prancing about like a crazed lady wearing leather underpants on her head. She then takes the raw ham and slaps it all across her body while doing the Dance of the...
by Anonymous Writer
Mon Apr 21, 2003 5:28 am
Forum: The Hemp Necktie Inn
Topic: People Of TrollsBane, our home.
Replies: 15
Views: 1116

Starter of this thread, Your goal is an intriguing one. I will be interested in funding you, should you need it. As long as you can keep my identity secret, I shall assist you. Don't worry about finding me in town, I shall find you when it is necessary. Yours, A. Nonymous ~=-=~ Things are not what t...