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"Exssstra, exssstra! Lysssander to be trialed! Don't misss your chancssse to watch zhe ssshow! Read it all in zhe Runewick Reporter'sss isssue for Sssirosss!" The paperhatchling, by now a familiar sight in Runewick, returns to the marketplace to peddle his newspaper, when a disgruntled bu...

A scrawny lizard hatchling emerges from the Runewick Reporter's office, heaving a stack of newspapers to the marketplace. "Zhe new year'sss firssst isssue! Read all about zhe lassst eventsss of 70 and what awaitsss usss in 71 in zhe Runewick Reporter!" Coins and papers change hands (or cla...

Once more the Runewick Reporter's paperhatchling scurries around the marketplace, peddling the latest papers fresh from the press. "Politicsss, crimesss, fessstivalsss! It'sss all in the latessst isssue the Runewick Reporter, the one and only illussstrated newssspaper!" "Better late t...

A skittish lizard climbs onto the depot table in the middle of Runewick's marketplace, brandishing a newspaper and hissing into the crowd as loudly as he can: "Exssstra, exssstra! Jefferssson Gray returnsss! Read it all in the latessst isssue of the Runewick Reporter! 25 copper only! Jefferssso...

((A new newspaper is circulating at Runewick's market place and tavern.))