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by RayJ
Wed Apr 07, 2010 7:24 am
Forum: General / Allgemeines (Player Forum)
Topic: Illarion target groups: Age / Illarion Zielgruppen: Alter
Replies: 34
Views: 5606

Maybe this is .... ahh hell..... I'm older than you...44.. as of today..
by RayJ
Sun Apr 04, 2010 12:35 pm
Forum: The Hemp Necktie Inn
Topic: Orcish ULTIMATUM!
Replies: 2
Views: 879

Hurr!!! FOR THE FATHA!!!

Krakem
by RayJ
Tue Mar 23, 2010 6:06 am
Forum: The Hemp Necktie Inn
Topic: New Town Guard of Troll's Bane
Replies: 85
Views: 15565

A tall powerful man, with a large dent in his forehead, slides a crude leather skin under the jailhouse door. On it is written a large crooked X, written in blood.
With a huge smile Max says loudly," Me want to be guard. "
by RayJ
Mon Mar 22, 2010 2:01 am
Forum: General / Allgemeines (Player Forum)
Topic: where the rp is at
Replies: 122
Views: 16830

A ghost is haunting the Trollsbane jail
by RayJ
Mon Mar 22, 2010 1:58 am
Forum: The Hemp Necktie Inn
Topic: New Town Guard of Troll's Bane
Replies: 85
Views: 15565

A ghost is whispering " Let me out "
by RayJ
Sat Mar 20, 2010 7:12 am
Forum: General / Allgemeines (Player Forum)
Topic: Whose RP did you like today?
Replies: 14862
Views: 1767107

"Red" Jack Redman did not respond OOC, they did, Kenfric accidently nearly killed me. I new that but I RP it out, there responce was a LOT of OCC, so I tried to make it IC. The result of that effort is that I have lost all my newcomer gear and sit in jail. You Dicide. I know trollsbane is ...
by RayJ
Fri Mar 19, 2010 5:51 am
Forum: General / Allgemeines (Player Forum)
Topic: where the rp is at
Replies: 122
Views: 16830

Rusty is or around Trollsbane
by RayJ
Sat Mar 13, 2010 5:55 am
Forum: The Hemp Necktie Inn
Topic: New Town Guard of Troll's Bane
Replies: 85
Views: 15565

That money needs to be returned to Samuel, it is not payment for my fine. I offer 3 silver to the victim, and 1 to the guard, for their trouble. That is all, not a copper more for the corrupt Trollsbane guard.
by RayJ
Sat Mar 06, 2010 7:42 pm
Forum: General / Allgemeines (Player Forum)
Topic: where the rp is at
Replies: 122
Views: 16830

It seems everyone would rather debate RP, than do it.
by RayJ
Sat Mar 06, 2010 6:36 am
Forum: General / Allgemeines (Player Forum)
Topic: where the rp is at
Replies: 122
Views: 16830

As far as I can tell, we have support for and against but no one has said "Here I am, let's RP".. so maybe not..keep it IG.
by RayJ
Wed Mar 03, 2010 2:30 pm
Forum: General / Allgemeines (Player Forum)
Topic: Important Ingame phrases (and their translations)
Replies: 17
Views: 2325

LOL Rincewind


#me applauds.....#me stomps a halfling
by RayJ
Tue Mar 02, 2010 8:45 pm
Forum: The Hemp Necktie Inn
Topic: The Farmers' Union
Replies: 43
Views: 9115

The tall man cautiously enters the Farmers Union. Seeing a note with his name on it, he tears it down and walks to the fire ring. Sitting on a log, in the shade of the newly planted trees, he struggles to read the note. Turning the parchment over he drafts his reply, "Arebel not lazy or selfish...
by RayJ
Tue Mar 02, 2010 9:46 am
Forum: General / Allgemeines (Player Forum)
Topic: Important Ingame phrases (and their translations)
Replies: 17
Views: 2325

No wonder you Germans are such good typist. Us americans are lazy, we abrev.. whatever shorten, and change words instead of spelling. I think I will stick with a shrug.
:D
by RayJ
Tue Mar 02, 2010 6:11 am
Forum: The Hemp Necktie Inn
Topic: Arabel at the Union
Replies: 3
Views: 1131

A tall man slowly walks into Trollbane after another long day of work. He stops at his depot and gratefully unloads his heavy pack. Grabbing a ham and a few apples, he walks over and sits at the fire ring to eat. Eyeing the setting sun he wishes for a fire. Looking all around he notices the trees st...
by RayJ
Mon Mar 01, 2010 12:18 pm
Forum: The Hemp Necktie Inn
Topic: The Farmers' Union
Replies: 43
Views: 9115

A wrinkled and torn parchment is posted. I cut trees, I cut them all. I come to town, tired and cold, make fire. Others gather and brag, "I be the best druid, I be the best guard, I be the best cook." The druid makes animals and then kills them. The guard spends all his time outside the ga...
by RayJ
Wed Feb 24, 2010 9:11 am
Forum: The Hemp Necktie Inn
Topic: A note pinned near the Guards office
Replies: 2
Views: 665

*while reading the note, starts laughing so hard he drops a rotten fish.
by RayJ
Wed Feb 24, 2010 9:05 am
Forum: General / Allgemeines (Player Forum)
Topic: Promotion of Illarion / Promotion von Illarion
Replies: 44
Views: 9285

Graphics are not important, i dont care about the big VBU, i do want people to play, and admins, who know how to post without using the word dick, or otherwise being rude.
by RayJ
Tue Feb 23, 2010 10:05 pm
Forum: General / Allgemeines (Player Forum)
Topic: Promotion of Illarion / Promotion von Illarion
Replies: 44
Views: 9285

you missed the point, and the solution. its not about one static tool, its about making Illarion welcoming to a newbie. and losing three of the ways of making money is not very welcoming.
by RayJ
Tue Feb 23, 2010 9:25 pm
Forum: General / Allgemeines (Player Forum)
Topic: Promotion of Illarion / Promotion von Illarion
Replies: 44
Views: 9285

while worrying about promotion, a new player arrives to find the trolls bane tavern locked. that means no cooking ham, so cant be sold, no selling of plates or bowls, no selling of glass bottles, so starting a new character is very restricted. not much of a welcome.
by RayJ
Wed Feb 17, 2010 2:23 pm
Forum: General / Allgemeines (Player Forum)
Topic: Whose RP did you like today?
Replies: 14862
Views: 1767107

Thanks to my Demons, whoever you were. You turned a boring night into something I will not forget. You had me so flustered I couldn't think how to spell " Moo ". I think poor Rube is going to have mental problems for a long time. :)
by RayJ
Thu Feb 11, 2010 9:22 am
Forum: The Hemp Necktie Inn
Topic: New Hope Charity
Replies: 71
Views: 17113

* Doyen shakes his head * even unsigned I am still dragged into this. The note reads I am not concerned about the condition of my soul, or the depth of my charitable nature. I do do wonder how one sleeps well after convincing a very young man to give up his weapons and armor and live in peace, but i...
by RayJ
Thu Feb 11, 2010 8:00 am
Forum: The Hemp Necktie Inn
Topic: New Hope Charity
Replies: 71
Views: 17113

An old man shambles over and boldly pins a notice up " Hold on tightly to your purses, the NHC means to get your last thin copper, and more, much more, your hole moral being is at stake. Now mind you charity is a good thing when offered, when demanded, well it is as ugly as the poverty it aims ...
by RayJ
Tue Feb 02, 2010 11:12 am
Forum: General / Allgemeines (Player Forum)
Topic: Illarion Fat Camp Quest Idea
Replies: 40
Views: 5240

I was fat for a reason, halflings love food, by the pound. So, no I don't want to join you're weight loss class. You should join a culinary class.
~ Pockets.
by RayJ
Fri Jan 08, 2010 10:05 am
Forum: The Hemp Necktie Inn
Topic: Town Guard of Troll's Bane
Replies: 239
Views: 46659

A fat little halfling pops up from the brush, looks around and quickly runs to the board. Reading the notes posted he starts to giggle, " I did it again, just arrived and already my names on the board " He hastily scribbles a note, pins it up and runs away. I was there I saw it. That Alexa...
by RayJ
Fri Jan 08, 2010 9:01 am
Forum: General / Allgemeines (Player Forum)
Topic: Natural Magic Room
Replies: 94
Views: 13235

You drink a lot don't you? HaHa, its OK. Actually your rant expressed my thoughts exactly. Why must every broken thing in this game need to wait for the VBU? I joined this game with the wishes of being a mage, instead I play three other types i don't like. I even started a character for the future, ...
by RayJ
Thu Jan 07, 2010 4:56 pm
Forum: New Players / Neue Spieler
Topic: The Illarion Cleric (If and when it finally appears)
Replies: 11
Views: 1921

Very good question, I have the same but for a thief, it is provided for in character development, but not In Game.I cannot open locks, sneak, pick pockets or any skills a thief should have. So devs, we know it is about RP, but still, it is about more than fighting too.
by RayJ
Thu Jan 07, 2010 4:44 pm
Forum: General / Allgemeines (Player Forum)
Topic: TOP 5: Bugs, inbalances, missing features-Wishing list 2010
Replies: 42
Views: 6514

Top five

annoying -#1 vanishing mule #2 overfull bag Tired of #1 people that complain of a large map, with all kinds of other forms of transportation Inbalanced-#1 is magic, and how it is taught, but everyone knows this, so why wait to fix? #2 since I am fairly new, this may be wrong, but crafting is very un...
by RayJ
Wed Jan 06, 2010 8:44 pm
Forum: General / Allgemeines (Player Forum)
Topic: Use of ((OOC))
Replies: 3
Views: 901

Use of ((OOC))

Please use some discretion in what you use this function for. Case in point, I met a character new to me, while waiting for a response I got this (( MOM )) now forever this character is an acne faced teenaged kid hiding in his bedroom, ducking mom. It ruined the moment. (( Just a minute )) would hav...
by RayJ
Wed Dec 30, 2009 10:54 am
Forum: The Hemp Necktie Inn
Topic: The Glade
Replies: 11
Views: 2566

I Do Not Want To Be In Opposition, But I Fell Trees For A Living. I Will Not Stop Cutting Trees For A Living, Or Hunting For Food. Life Accepts Death. It Will Accept You, If You Get In The Way.
by RayJ
Tue Dec 08, 2009 6:49 pm
Forum: General / Allgemeines (Player Forum)
Topic: The vanishing "PO"
Replies: 7
Views: 1390

The vanishing "PO"

"Players of" should atleast have to reach the cross, or a bed, or some neutral place before quiting. I hate talking to someone, then watching them vanish