Message on the shop wall - Sir crystal: Wife wanted, apply w

Sir crystal star needs a wife

I looking for:-

An evil (could be good, but i'll change that), strong and good looking Elf , humman or halfling.

I will also need someone to preform the wedding

Sorry no orcs. Greens not my color

(find me!)

#me reads the message and shakes her head

What do you need a wife for? Cooking, cleaning the rooms?
Your words doesn't sound very lovely! I'm wondering who wants to be your wife.

Sun

I need childern...

#me smiles ill preform the wedding

mwhahahha

You need children? For what? Making the work for you?
I think you get more and more crazy!
You could say, i want to have children, 'cause i love these little feet and want to give them my shelter or something else. But >i need children< doesnt sound lovely, i'd already said.

Sun

i want children also..

young tender livers and intestines are very good when prepaired right...

can you just imageing gutting a young child ear to toe and finding all those good "rewards"?


mmmmm

children? oh yeah
i'll help you raising them making their meat tasty and when they are ripe
i will kill em, roast em, eat em
do you agree? then i will help you with a wife
and after you are through with her i can eat her too, so you wont have troubles with
divorcing
wuhaahaha
#starts sharping his grilling knife and his teeth

i wold rather torture her with a hot peice of coal and tear her eyes out with locuses

I need childern to continue my blood line. I would love my child and learn to love my wife!!!

mmmmm women turn me on when they scream...

Most of you are so horrible, i cant get it!

Sun

sun, if you were my wife i would enjoy pleasing you..

everyday i would bring a dwarven head home for you to cook..

i would also give you the freshest elf ears and orc eyeballs around..

so you could prepair my favorite soup..

mmmm

and after that i would hack off your limbs so you could taste how good of a cook you are..

On the other hand you have me!

Bringing dimonds, silver and cooking the food for you!

He he. Ive made 17 ingots today and i've still got an hours work to do. Trying to make 20 ingots aday.

Oh andrew, thats what poeple call being sucseful if you where wondering

hmmm..... successful..

#me takes her sword

dont get to near, i'm warning you

Waring me? If so, i like you. he he

#me laughs and walks towards her sword

#me is looking at dipstick, a little blood is floating down his leg

#me looks around...

MYLADY! GET OUT OFF HERE!! I'LL COVER YOU!!!!

#me pulls out a few of his well tested wind arrows..

Sir Crystal Star! find your wife but dont put other woman under pressure!
You have to thread a lady like a Lady, wether you are "evil" or not.

You know...most of you wont ever get women. You're all short! Hmm well yeah I'm short too but that's why I'm content to wait for the right woman.

Ha. Treat a lady, like a lady! i'm offering wealth, food and the good life.
And if any lady need protecting, it from pittiful stumblers like you, Fathe Boron.

I suprised you didn't shooter her with your nervus twitch!

The Gods may bless the woman that'll marry you. she migth really need it..
but there is one thing you can be sure about:
if you ever represent a danger for any of my kind or any of my friends, be sure that I wont miss my target.

I would like to see you hit a target with a bent arrow. Do you make your own arrows.

Me's thinks you cut them with a stone

(walks away and shoots a bee out of the air)

@ Fathe Boron
you've got the same opinion like me. And if you need any wind arrows, talk to me, i've got some.
#me shakes her head again, that woman must be deaf, dumb and blind.

#me looks at his leg and laughs

tis merely a flesh wound" ,is mumbled as he unscheaths his firesword.


"now, its time to pay the piper", he growls as he charges forward...

You have been warned Dipstick and it was your own fault!  i'm not afraid because of you.

#me grins at the lady and then slowly begins to wink

" when i close both my eyes, she looks very...sexy.."


hahahahaha


"My dinners ready.. bye bye "

You will be imprisoned for your doings sometime, so do not think that you will get away with it.  If i see you, i will pursue you, and see how much of a coward you really are.  Maybe we will give you the worst punishment of all, making everyone immortal... *grins*

I think everybody should get love in his life... i will pray to my goddess Sirani to help you finding a woman who suits to you...

Umm...he's not looking for love, he just wants a wife.
I heard Olorin makes a good wife :biggrin: